Parody of "Criminal" by Britney Spears
I am a huge "Weird Al" fan, so naturally I do parodies. I have written more than 150 of them and just started to record some. My topics cover everything from fo
Story behind the song
Combining my two favorite writing subjects, love and food...in the same spoof!
Lyrics
I met this lady shopping at the mall
She is so pretty, a nice bum
(Bum, bum, bum)
She asked me out, have dinner at her home
That’s when I knew she was the one
(One, one, one)
My friends all told me I should stay away
For dinner she made me a real nice ste-ak
She said she’d love me, she’d love all my heart
She said, “I must taste every part…”
But I think I'm in love with a cannibal
I think I should run, this ain’t possible, it's laughable
I’ll stay for the night, I will be alright
She seems really nice, I’ll give her a try, I’ll be fine
She said she loves my eyes and loves my arms
Then we start kissing, taste her tongue
(Tongue, tongue, tongue)
Can’t call it quits, we’re getting physical
She chewed my earlobe likes it’s gum
(Gum, gum, gum)
Uh-oh
That dinner
Now I know…
Not cow
She, said she likes my brain- must think I’m smart
But now I know that we should part
Now I know I’m in love with a cannibal
Think I found a lung on the freezer door, it's horrible
She looked in my eyes, and she smiled so bright
Know the reason why, I should run so I’m not in pie
Hope I won’t be maimed
She pulls on my arm, can’t get to car
She’s making a flambe
Please help me
But this girl has my heart (People talk)
Folks just disregard, we’ll never part
But I can’t even hear with no ears
But mama, I'm in love with this cannibal
I’m missing a thumb but won’t find it though, in stomach now
Mama, please don't cry, the love of my life
Everyone should try her finger foods fried, be surprised!
Mama, I'm in love with a cannibal
And we’re so in love, shared our nuptials, incredible!
Mama, please don't cry, we will be alright
Feel free to stop by, have dinner some time, don’t have the pie!
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