Parody of "Centerfold" by J. Geils Band
I am a huge "Weird Al" fan, so naturally I do parodies. I have written more than 150 of them and just started to record some. My topics cover everything from fo
Story behind the song
Looks like the financial crisis is hitting everyone!
Lyrics
I was shocked! Eyes were locked
To this magazine
My once time, childhood idols
Getting desperate, as it seems
He lives north with snowflakes
Now in financial pain
Looks like those milk and cookies
Just ain’t enough these days
So I buy and I look through this brand new magazine
And there's that ol’ Kris Kringle on the pages in-between
He once was cold
A million copies just been sold
Open it up, lo and behold!
Santa is the centerfold
While some may scold
A million bucks and he was sold
Santa is the centerfold
Call it gross, call it grotesque
Have a subscription? You damn right yes!
Guess who puts it on display
this issue for July?
Just one second, here’s a clue
This person gave up his flying shoes
He would LOVE for you to see
His picture that’s inside
Gave up his bow and arrows
True love ain’t paying much
You’ll see him this Valentines Day
Are all these clues enough?
What I was told-
Two million copies just been sold
Open it up, lo and behold!
Cupid is the centerfold
While some may scold
A million bucks and he was sold
Cupid is the centerfold
Now some may not understand
Others want to give helping hands
Just ain’t the same since days foregone
Don’t make much when their clothes are on
Next month’s star needs a thrill
She used to take incisors
She’s losing money for each tooth
Turns out, she ain’t so private
The pictures in there made me flip
Made me pray my teeth were chipped
Oh yeah, now don’t deny it
Oh yeah, ya know you’re gonna buy it!
What I was told-
Ten million copies have been sold
Open it up, lo and behold!
Tooth Fairy’s the centerfold
While some may scold
A million bucks and she was sold
Tooth Fairy is the centerfold
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