Bassist/Composer/Engineer and former Ambassador to Lapland Tio Baamba' was born in the Belgium Congo to a father who was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. At the age of 5 he was already a renown shakalute master. His childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring his family would make meat helmets. At the age of 12 he received his first bass lesson. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Here is the music of Tio Baamba' Let it breath brother!