Parody of "Alejandro" by Lady Gaga
I am a huge "Weird Al" fan, so naturally I do parodies. I have written more than 150 of them and just started to record some. My topics cover everything from fo
Story behind the song
Guy meets girl, guy dates girl, guy can't go to restroom while on date...you know, the usual.
Lyrics
I went out on this date
And I felt a little queasy
But there was a sign on the bathroom door-
"Ocupado" [occupied]
She takes my hand
While we're talking
And we're waiting for our food
wait for our food
At this restaurant
Called "El Diablo"
Don't know if I'll survive dinner
What to do!?
Plate comes in, I said "Oh boy"
Food from Mexico
Bad choice
Should have thought this whole thing through
And there's bad news...
Don't feel the same
It's not a game
Ocupado
Why pick this place?
I hate this place
Bad tacos
Don't wanna sit
I have to run
Sorry the date must end, hon
In any case
Still I exclaim-
Bastardo! [bastard]
Ocupado
Ocupado
I cried when el bano [the restroom]
estaba en uso [was in use]
Ocupado
Ocupado
¿por que es el bano [why is the restroom]
por que ocupado? [why busy?]
Sir!
Please, just let me go
You bastardo!
Just let me go
It's a problem
Go to my lady
And I act like nothing's bad
I can't act mad
Feel those flames burn
Deep inside me
Keep the bathroom door in sight
If it gets too bad
Trying not to look annoyed
I just have to go
Destroy
Like a bomb with a short fuse
No time to schmooze
It's such a shame
Who's in my place?
Ocupado
I'm sorry babe
I have to blame
Burritos
Can barely sit
I have to run
I'll bust the door down, bud!
Don't know your name
You're in my place
Bastardo!
Ocupado
Ocupado
I cried when el bano [the restroom]
estaba en uso [was in use]
Ocupado
Ocupado
¿por que es el bano [why the restroom?]
por que ocupado? [why busy?]
Those spicy beans
And melted cheese
Ocupado
Don't feel the same
The food's to blame
Ocupado
I hate this place
One toilet space!?
Ocupado
Salsa and chips
they're way too much
Let me go!
I feel inflamed
So I exclaim-
Abierto! [open!]
The big fish tank
I will deface
Let me go!
I'll use the sink
Just please unlatch
Just open, it won't take long!
In so much pain
I can't constrain
Por favor! [please]
Ocupado
Ocupado
Sir, please abierto
I must really let go!
Ocupado
Ocupado
I cried when el bano
estaba en uso
Sir, if you're sane
Please help my pain
Abierto
Tears down my face
Dancing in place
Bastardo!
Please let me sit
It's way too much
I will give you a thousand bucks
In so much pain
I can't constrain
Problemo! [problem!]
Alivio! [relief...]
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