Free download
Rappers/whatever the hell else it is we do.
We love music and do our best to keep it creative and have fun with everything and everyone involved in the process.
Song Info
Genre
Author
Mixtapaz
Rights
lyrics copywritten 2011
Uploaded
August 04, 2011
Track Files
MP3
MP3 2.7 MB • 128 kbps • 2:56
Story behind the song
We are aware (now) that this somewhat had the same feel as another song apparently a lot of people have heard. We get it. It's still a song we enjoyed making and the point of it was just to keep the mixtape on the theatrical entertainment side for a few songs. If you don't like it, you're gonna be really sad to find out all those little love songs out there? Spoiler Alert!: TOTALLY someone elses idea first.
Lyrics
W.W.T.D.A.R. Skit 1:
b.b: Alright, thank you very much! I’m Bobby Biggerdick, and welcome to…
Crowd: WHO WANTS TO DATE A RAPPER?
b.b: That’s right! Today on our show, we have the Mixtapaz! Mr. Rhythma-Tic and Psykho D from Houston, Texas! How you guys feelin?
r.t: …um…I just wanna see some titties, Bob.
b.b: …uh..
p.d: Yeah, real f*** in excited, Bobby…
b.b: Alright, now fellas, before we bring out the ho’s and b*** es, why don’t we tell the audience a bit about what you guys look for in a woman?
(perverse laughter)
r.t: You want-…eh, I’ll get it, man. I’ll get it.
p.d: Oh, alright.
r.t: I’ll get it, Check this…
r.t: I’M TALKIN BIG TITS, THICK LIPPED LITTLE FIT CUTIES
WITH BIG BOOTIES WHO SUCK DICK LIKE THICK SMOOTHIES!
A TRICK’S DUTY: SUCK, FUCK AND TEND TO ME!
CUZ IT’S USUALLY GROUPIES NOT MEANIN sh** TO ME!
I CAN’T LIE (lie), I CATCH EM BY SURPRISE (ungh),
THEN I KEEP EM ON THE EDGE OF THEIR SEAT LIKE A SUSPENSE MOVIE!
I CAN’T LIE (lie), I SLEEP ALONE AT NIGHT (night),
SO IT’S NICE MEETIN YOU, AND I’LL CALL EVENTUALLY!
YEAH, OFFICIALLY I’M LABELLED AS A PLAYA!
AND IF I SENSE SHE WON’T PUT OUT, THEN I REFUSE TA DATE HER!
A-YEAH! I TRY TO, BUT I CAN’T CARE,
CUZ A GENTLEMAN AT HEART, BUT AN ASSHOLE BY NATURE!
I PULL UP SMOOTH LIKE, “BABY, WHAT IT DO?
THAT’S COOL! I GOT AN OFFER THAT I BETCHA CAN’T REFUSE!” (Ungh!)
I PULL UP QUICK LIKE, “BABY, WHAT IT IS?”
TA THE CRIB, AND THEN I SWITCH LIKE, “SMOKE SOMTHIN, BIIIIITCH!!”
W.W.T.D.A.R. Skit 2:
b.b: These guys and their smokin! Don'tcha love these guys? Don'tcha? Come on! Yeah!
r.t: Preciate it.
p.d: Yeah.
b.b: No, but seriously now: Do you guys think it's because you're musicians maybe that makes you like uh...Whore magnets?
r.t: It's your turn, homie.
p.d: Well, let me say it like this...
p.d: YA CAN'T BLAME ME CUZ I USE WHAT I GOT, LIKE I'M MACGYVER!
I DON'T OBJECTIFY HER! I'M NOT A WOMANIZER!
I AM A WOMAN PLEASER! I AM A FIRM BELIEVER
IN LEAVIN THE GIRLIE CHEESIN LIKE BLOCKS OF VELVEETA!
BETTA KEEP YOUR OLD LADY IN CHECK!
IF YOUR SLACKIN, YOUR MATRESS IS PROBLY COVERED IN SWEAT!
WHILE YOU'RE SITTIN ON MYSPACE, SHE'LL BE VISITIN MY PLACE
DOUBLE-DIPPIN ON MY WAIST WITH YOUR SISTER ON MY FACE!
OH YESSIR! NO PRESSURE! WITH A WORD I UNDRESS HER!
COME GETCHA SOME ECHIDIS; SERVE IT WITH PLEASURE!
SOME BETTA THAN THE OTHERS! I'M ALL GIVE AND TAKE,
"so if ya don't suck dick," well thanks but no thanks!
CUZ I'M GIVIN EM ALL SOMETHIN TA BRAG ABOUT TA FRIENDS!
UNZIPPIN AND UNBUCKLED, I SING EM A LITTLE MIMS
WITH MY BELT DROPPED DOWN TO MY SOCKS,
POINTIN AT IT LIKE, "This is why-this is why-this is why I'm hot!"
Ho's, ASSEMBLE!!!
Hook 4x
I SAID BRING OUT THE HO'S! BRING OUT THE HO'S!
WHOOO WANTS TO DATE A RAPPER?
W.W.T.D.A.R. Skit 3:
b.b: Rrrrright after this mixtape! Yeah! I'm gonna go f*** the make-up girl and have a cigarette! And we’ll be right back!
I'm Bobby Biggerdick...than yours...
"Who Want's To Date A Rapper is brought to you in part by Blowjobs, keepin the world goin round!
(cue Blowjobs theme)
