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Story behind the song
Everybodys gotta have that pimpin moment. This song is for just that moment. Keep pimpin, pimps and pimpettes!...just not around us. haha
Lyrics
Hook
"I'm Pimpin'!" Well, imagine that, I'm sittin back in a Cadillac, and baby, just
"Pimpin'" Pimpin' so smooth, like a pimp's supposed to do!
"I'm Pimpin'!" Know what I mean? So fresh and clean?
"Pimpin'!" Pimpin' so hard! Pimp, I'm pimpin so hard!
p.d: I BEEN A-PIMPIN SINCE REAGAN WAS IN OFFICE, BABY!
I'M OFF OF MY ROCKER, SO THE COMPETITION'S SHOOK LIKE MARACAS!
AND I'M KNOCKIN A COUPLE DOLLARS OFF OF THE TOP OF MY OFFER,
CUZ IF YOU COME PROPER, MAN, I GOT THESE CHICKS THAT'LL MAKE YA CUM WATER!
I RESCUE b*** ES FROM YA HOOD, FROM A SERIES
OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS! UP TA NO GOOD, LIKE LEMONY SNICKETS!
NOW, MY WOMEN GOT PERKY TITS, FIRM TAILS,
AND THROATS LIKE A SPERM WHALE FROM SWALLOWIN WOOD! JIMINY CRICKETS!
KINDA LIKE A MIX BETWEEN DEAN MARTIN AND VELVET JONES;
I CAN RUN THE SYSTEM WITH A SINGLE TOUCH OF A CELLULAR PHONE!
SO WHATCHU GOT FOR ME? (what?) I'M TRYN'TA SELL A HO! (yeah!)
SO IF YOU AIN'T TALKIN MONEY? ( b*** !) LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!
Hook
r.t: I hear em sayin pimpin ain’t easy, but it’s really nothing for me!
YOU CAN TRUST ME: b*** , you betta gimme my money!
I’M TALKIN STACKS AND MILLIES, LOBSTERS STEAKS AND SHRIMP!
REALLY HARD OUT HERE FOR A PIMP-PIMP!
YEAH, BUSINESS IS GOOD! PUSSY ATTRACTIN THE CITY!
WHILE YOU STRUGGLE, I DOUBLE PROFIT TRICKIN ASSES AND TITTIES!
I GOT CLASSY AND PRETTY, WHITE, TRASHY AND sh** TY,
SOME FAT AND SOME SKINNY, BLACK, NASTY AND GRITTY!
I got b*** es of all kinds! b*** es for days!
And they’re an army of b*** es, so I guess my crib is the BASE!
SO IF YOU LOOKIN FOR PUSSY, THEN LOOKIE LOOKIE NO MORE!
THAT PUSSY YOU LOOKIE LOOKIN FOR IS “RIGHT BEHIND THIS DOOR!
Hook 2x
