Lyrics
A sucker was born one of these last fridays
check the scene, a party, now as I relay
everyone's outside, and I'm inside with the gweeter
alone, watching Dumb and Dumber, shit, I was peaceful
Getting bombed from the water on the rocks
rocking Scrublife, then I heard the door unlock
look to my left, see some sluts I'm unimpressed
but there was this one who stood out from the rest
her friends went outside, she stayed behind
quoting the movie, going line for line
so I spit a little banter, ya'll know how it goes
the name's Austen, no job, and I'm 20 years old
I don't live at home, shit, I moved in the garage
right now it don't work, but I own my car
right then shoulda known, things were fucked
because the truth was, she was, eating it up
and I was stupid enough to buy her bluff
I don't fall for this stuff,
but that night I was way more than dumb
we bs'd for hours, about everything
the movies, the shows, she loved Blink and she could sing
So what was I to think? Cuz I never trust a chick
But damn, that night, I really let it slip
Chorus:
Cuz I'm a sucker, couldn't get enough of her
Such a sad sight, hanging on every word
stupid, pathetic, this I admit
But everyone has their time when they're a dipshit
Cuz I'm a sucker, couldn't get enough of her
Such a sad sight, hanging on every word
she's pulling the strings, I'm beliving everything
Lesson learned, that with girls, nothings what it seems
Now it's Saturday night, and I'm at the same place
On the same sofa, talking to the same face
We're in the same pace, I think it's still great
she meets my friends and I was outta the race
In every single case, it ends like this
I thought 'maybe not', cuz she was different
Noticed the flirting, but just shrugged it off
If I had any sense, I would have taken the loss
But oh ho, not me, nope, I was to stay
Then we talked all night, until 7 am
I know what you're saying, I apologize to ya'll
Kind of a trip, to watch the All-Mighty fall
Well the next day, I got my sense back
Still liked her, but knew the matter of fact
All my friends were like "no, she's so into you"
These dumb motherfuckers, they didn't have a clue
So the next night I'm talkin to her again
She don't remember my name, but she remembers my friends
Asks 'what's up with them? do they wanna hang out?"
Any normal person woulda been about to strangle
But I knew the situation, I'm smarter than that
Sometimes I'm dumb enough just to give'em a chance
But I gotta do this, so that I can learn
Teach you, and save you from getting burnt
Chorus:
Cuz I'm a sucker, couldn't get enough of her
Such a sad sight, hanging on every word
stupid, pathetic, this I admit
But everyone has their time when they're a dipshit
Cuz I'm a sucker, couldn't get enough of her
Such a sad sight, hanging on every word
she's pulling the strings, I'm beliving everything
Lesson learned, that with girls, nothings what it seems
Bridge:
Well here's what they're trying to do
They're just out to use you
As a door, so they can get their foot in
And they can sleep with all your friends
Chorus:
Cuz I'm a sucker, couldn't get enough of her
Such a sad sight, hanging on every word
stupid, pathetic, this I admit
But everyone has their time when they're a dipshit
Cuz I'm a sucker, couldn't get enough of her
Such a sad sight, hanging on every word
she's pulling the strings, I'm beliving everything
Lesson learned, that with girls, nothings what it seems
