My anthem to the whipped boyfriends of America who get dragged to the mall by their significant others.
I am a huge "Weird Al" fan, so naturally I do parodies. I have written more than 150 of them and just started to record some. My topics cover everything from fo
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I hate the mall
I hate shoppin'
I hate the mall but I can't stop it
She wants to go (she wants to go)
But I don't want to
She gives me the face (then I got to)
We're going to
the place she loves-
the place where it sounds like a techno club
I want to go (I want to go)
And I'm resistin' too
I want to leave cause I have to listen to...
(Can I help you?)
I hate the mall
So bad it hurts
How longs it take to try on three shirts?
The bad cologne (the bad cologne)
and smelly perfume
They hurt my head while you're in the dressing room
So freakin' bored
I want to leave
Go right to Spencer's Gifts but you'll find me
You'll make me stay
until you're through
Until then, I just have to listen to...
(If you see anything you like, let me know)
-Girl working the register-
I can't believe Tim wants me to work during Chrissy's party.
I mean I can still go, but if you're going to be late there really is not poing in going at all.
You know what I mean?
It's just so stupid...how can he expect me to work?
Excuse me, how many do you have? You have three? Ok, I can take you right here.
It's just so stupid cause it's the most important party of the year and I'm going to miss it cause I have to work...
Oh my God, would you look at that guy holding that purse? Oh my God, he is so whipped!
He's just standing outside of the dressing room waiting for his girlfriend to come out.
Look at him, he's just bored out of his mind...what a complete and utter loser...
I hate the mall
I can't bare it
You're buying things and you won't wear them
The music sucks (the music sucks)
the clothes do too (the clothes do too)
Not sure why you like it (I don't get you)
I think I should
I'll start a club
"Boyfriends Against Clothes You Buy in a Techno Club"
And guys will join (and guys will join)
Both short and tall (both short and tall)
And we will shout from the mountains
I hate the mall!
(Ok, I'll see ya later)
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