I was almost run off the road by this guy that had a bumper sticker on his truck that read, Sponsored by Jesus, ans it got me thinking about what was going through his head.
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[C] I’ll pull up on your ass
If you [G] drive the [C] limit
I’ll blow all my gas
To get [G] around you, I’ll [C] gun it
It’s [F] okay I have a free [C] pass
It’s my [G] bible, you [C] got it
[C] I can take the HOV
Cause I am [G] never really a[C]lone
Yes Jesus is always with me
I can [G] feel him in my [C] bones
Yes I [F] have my free pass [C] with me
Its the [G] bible on my [C] throne
I am [F] sponsored by [C] Jesus
my [G] truck rules the [C] highway
The [F] signs on the road are [C] meaningless
when you [G] follow my Yah[C]wey
[C] I don’t believe in welfare
So I [G] play the lotte[C]ry
I think life would be more fare
if a [G] gun I could [C] carry
My [F] bible it does de[C]clare
Blessed [G] are those with no mer[C]cy [Deut. 7:2]
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[C] I don’t need an education
To know [G] Jesus made the [C] world
Monkeys invented evolution
because [G] the devil he got [C] bored
Yes [F] I have ticket to sal[C]vation
Just [G] believe that Jesus is [C] lord
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