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One night last winter, it was really cold
and I woke up and I went downstairs
a guy was in the living room
he was fat and he was old
I thought, hey, why should I stand here
and get robbed by this guy
when I’ve got a gun?
So I aimed it at him
But he said, “don’t shoot! It’s Santa!”
Whew, that was close!
How naughty would I be
if I shot Santa? Pretty naughty, I bet!
Instead, I went to get some cookies
but in the kitchen, there was a deer
and I thought, hey, I like venison
so I aimed my gun at him
But then I heard “don’t shoot! It’s Santa!
And Rudolph too!” Crap!
I would’ve been even naughtier
if I shot Rudolph. Good thing I didn’t!
I got the cookies, and opened the fridge
to get some milk, but inside the fridge
was a snowball that was singing
I freaked out! So I aimed my gun at it!
But then I heard “don’t shoot! It’s Santa
And Rudolph too! And Frosty!”
I don’t think it would have been too naughty
to shoot a snowman, but I didn’t anyway.
We were having cookies and milk
when I heard a crash in the living room
and ran in, and there was a hippie in there
so I aimed my gun at the filthy hippie.
But then I heard “don’t shoot! It’s Santa!
And Rudolph too! And Frosty! And Jesus!”
Don’t shoot! It’s Santa! And Rudolph too!
And Frosty! And Jesus!
Some people should avoid
breaking into your house when it’s cold
and putting animated snowmen in your fridge
or being hippies. That’s what I say.
And you say “don’t shoot! It’s Santa!
And Rudolph too! And Frosty! And Jesus!”
Don’t shoot! It’s Santa! And Rudolph too!
And Frosty! And Jesus!
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