understatement

my parents had sex some time in early 1988, around january or february. when I escaped from the womb, the doctor smacked me on the ass. and thus, the story of my life.

backpackers are really inspiring because they make doper music than me and they're cooler than me. slugs record label is called "Upside Down Heart Music". How cool is that? I swear, it made me cream in my pants. so I record in an attempt to be that cool.