Uncle Freddy's Economy-Sized Half-Hour
Feh. 'Taint no band. It's me, and a bunch of hooligans. We get on the radio... make some yukks... make the people laugh. This here's comedy. Highest form. If you don't like it,... well, I ain't gonna say nothin' not nice.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
History got burned up... great KZOZ studio fire of '23. Hmmmmm... I'll get back t'ya.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Used to play live. 'Twas back in the day. Stood on stage, make the people laugh. Now,... all it's on wax cylinders. Tough to play. Little melty.
Your musical influences
Me? Prefer Benny Goodman. Artie Shaw. Sidney Bechet. Music went t' hell since Gene Krupa left his drumset.
What equipment do you use?
An 1898 Philco 'Lec-tro-matic Audiotronic Wax Cylinder Inlayer, complete with Automagnetic Microphones and a real Beryllium-based amplifier core. Top of the line.
Anything else?
Hmmmm.... er... F**k off.
