Two Bicycles Built for One
We were soldiers once, and young. But also, we were not. Mostly the latter. We love antique furniture. We proudly vote for any party that supports a change of national bird, and while we own dental floss, we don't know where we left it.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
We have no history, and no present. There is only the future.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
We will play live in time. In antique stores maybe. Or maybe at estate sales where there are a lot of antiques. Or maybe at one of those stores that sells retro furniture that looks antique, although some might consider that to be selling out.
Your musical influences
Steve Taylor, Danielsen Famile
What equipment do you use?
Fruity loops, accordian, some old yamaha keyboard, xeno/bach trumpets, PVC pipe dijoridoo, melophone.
Anything else?
Our lyrics will baffle you by being baffling. They mean something, but you forgot what. Our haircuts are macho to an extent rivaled only by Chuck Norris. We would like to thank Miller Auto Center for centralizing autos. And for milling, if they really even do that. Also we would like to thank the growers and traders of vegetables. Your wares are both nutritious and healthy. Thanks to the brilliant mind behind the Dannon Fruision advertising campaign. I shall trade in my breakfast. We are immortal. We watch Constantine to learn theology. Both of us are, unfortunately, still trapped in the matrix because we thought that Morpheus said that the blue pill was the one that would get us out.
