LEFT-WING CLOWN BOY (Alan's Song)

Stormin Norman the nag – Comedy - Political Humor Artist

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The Alan Colmes story, told before he was offed by FOX. The LWCB, gone but not forgotten...based on "Rhinestone Cowboy"

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Stormin Norman the nag

MY OLDIES. In post-9/11 Bush-Cheney days, I vented by writing "MOp-eds", musical op-eds. I had an acoustic, electric, Yamaha keyboard, & MusicMaker10.

The light was all shining on me for a while there back in the oughts and I made some CDs and I uploaded some of the songs here. I came back in 2021, on the occasion of Darth Vadar's 80th birthday, to upload a couple more Dick (Cheney) songs I recorded back then, and I've re-ordered my songs so we can party like it's 2006 or 7.

"LEFT-WING CLOWN BOY (Alan's Song)" by Stormin Norman the nag is a Comedy - Political Humor production available on SoundClick. The track showcases Stormin Norman the nag's instinct for crafting memorable music. A comedy - political humor track built for repeat listens — it reveals more with each play. It has peaked at #20 in Podcasts and #2 in Comedy - Political Humor on the SoundClick charts. Get this comedy - political humor track with a royalty-free Creative Commons license — only available on SoundClick.

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Genre

Podcasts • Comedy - Political Humor

Charts

Peak #20

Peak in subgenre #2

Author

Weiss-Stormin Norman

Rights

2006 Stormin Norman the nag

Uploaded

September 18, 2009

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MP3 2.4 MB • 128 kbps • 2:35 minutes

Story behind the song

Ask Roger Ailes. RIP Alan. Recorded 2006.

Lyrics

LEFT-WING CLOWN BOY (Alan's Song)

(from "Rhinestone Cowboy")

They've been bagging on me so long
Both sides think that I'm wrong
I've heard every crack about dirty liberals and sellouts
And you know how FOX plays the game
How Lefties don't get much air but we get all the blame

There's been a load of compromisin'
On the road to my televisin'
I've got my job on TV but I'd rather not be

The Left-Wing Clown Boy
Sticking out like a thumb in the FOX Right-Wing rodeo
I play the Left-Wing Clown Boy
They hardly let me talk and my name's right there on the show
It's supposed to be Hannity AND Colmes
(Colmes...with a C, and an L...it's kinda silent)

I really don't mind my fate
'Cause they pay me a really good rate
And the folks around here are great--
Except for that Sean guy

But I dream of the things I could say
With a gag in what's-his-name's mouth and with no bills to pay

There's been loads of compromisin'
On the road to my televisin'
I wanna stay on the air but I'd rather not be

The Left-Wing Clown Boy
Sticking out like a thumb in the FOX Right-Wing rodeo
I play the Left-Wing Clown Boy
They hardly let me talk and my name's right there on the show
It's supposed to be Hannity AND Colmes
(AND Colmes...NO, not Ann Coulter)

Left-Wing Clown Boy...
Stickin' out like a thumb in the FOX Far-Right rodeo

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