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Every Call I Make

Below Average Dave – Parody Artist

Funny David-Inspired Parody Track | Every Call I Make by Below Average Dave | Free Download

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This Parody of the famous 'Every Breath You Take', often referred to as the stalker song, makes it a wee bit more obvious-except from the angle of what the person on the other side of the original may have felt, but I do like the original too.
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun

I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.

Independent artist Below Average Dave drops "Every Call I Make", a Parody track on SoundClick. There is an authenticity to the performance that draws the listener in. With a tone that is funny and comedy, Below Average Dave's track connects on an emotional level. "Every Call I Make" has performed across multiple SoundClick charts, reaching #14 in Podcasts and #2 in Parody. If you need a type beat with the feel of David, Dave and Weird Al, "Every Call I Make" is available with a royalty-free Creative Commons license on SoundClick.

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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #14
Peak in subgenre #2
Author
David
Rights
2006
Uploaded
July 28, 2018
Track Files
MP3
MP3 9.6 MB • 320 kbps • 4:12 minutes
Lyrics
Every Call I Make and Every Piss I Take Every Unpaid Break Every Day I Wake You've Been Watching Me Even When I lay You see everything You're worse than a Stray Everywhere I Stay You'll Be Watching Me Oh Can't You See That You're Scaring Me Why Can't I Escape From the Pics you Take The web sites You Make Every Law You Break Can't play at the lake, I can't masturbate Cause You're Watching Me Since You've Come, I've Been Scared to Wash My Face When I have sex I find vids all over the place I Called the Cops and They Could Not find a Trace I Think You're Nuts, What's your obsession with my face I Keep Begging, Leave Me, Leave Me Please. . . . I Beg of Thee Please Stop Stalking Me How My Pride does Break With Every Shrine You Make Every Friend I Make Is a New Mistake More pictures you'll take Wish you'd go away You'll Be Watching Me If I'm on a Date or I'm with my Mate You'll Be Watching Me You'll Be Watching Me You'll Be Watching Me Why You Stalking Me? eh-heee Please Don't Follow Me Can't Escape from Thee! Why You Watching Me????? Please stop stalking me Please Stop stalking me Get away from me
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mountainmama025
Nov 30, 2009
Hi Dave, Good to see you on soundclick. Looks like this song is doing well. I have just written a new parody on amiright.com and have been a member here at sound click for over 2 years now. A little over a year ago, I started writing orginal song lyrics with my current collab, Mr. Billy Flack. Just type his name in the search engine, then click on the link that shows his name with mp3 downloads. That's his artist page. When you get a few minutes, please take the time to give a listen to some of our songs and let me know what you think. And welcome to soundclick.