He Likes Cock
Parody Song | He Likes Cock by Below Average Dave | Free Download
This is a parody of Dream's He Loves You Not. . .
A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
Independent artist Below Average Dave drops "He Likes Cock", a Parody track on SoundClick. It is the kind of track that finds the right moment to make itself heard. The kind of parody cut that earns its place in a playlist and stays there. "He Likes Cock" has performed across multiple SoundClick charts, reaching #15 in Podcasts and #2 in Parody. Need a beat for your next project? "He Likes Cock" is available with a royalty-free Creative Commons license on SoundClick.
Story behind the song
Originally I didn't put a Parental Advisory on this song, I changed my mind the second time around.
Lyrics
Give it Your All Girl
Give it All You Got
You can try to get
into a gay dude's crotch
Give it your all girl,
do what you do
He's Always gonna,
prefer sleeping with dudes
Feelin' on him,
Tryin' to change him
Hope to turn him straight
Keep praying,
That He'll decide
That he'll swing your way
Girl you can wear all your Abercrombie
but He'd still prefer Dickies
It's not so easy
to accept that it's Reality
He's so Romantic,
Big Blue Eyes,
He's so sexy
You should've known how this would go
that you can't change a river's flow
You can paint your sexy lips
Try to smack him on his tookas
You can dance up on his hips
but he'll still be a gay guy
No Secrets to unlock
He'd rather play with big cocks
He's into handsome jocks
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not
No Matter What U Do
He'll Always Sleep With Dudes
He thinks Mark Wahlberg's hot
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not
You're the kind of chic
that thinks she's Lady Marmalade
Want to switch him
and it's for your pride
Always hittin' on the gay guys
They spend more money
have fun at night
You're the kind of Girl
whose often called a Silly ho
You think you've got him
in the club but He's a Homo
Doesn't matter if you think it's fly
You're Never gonna hit it
with a gay guy
you're not equipped for him,
He's into Hairy Men
He slept with Tom & Tim
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not
No Matter What U Do
He'll Never Be Into You
Posters of Captain Spock
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not
Doesn't matter what U do
He's always gonna sleep with dudes
He's at the mall girl, go get a clue
He's meeting Lance there
to shop with too
He's got some plans girl
Doug's with him too
He's never gonna,
gonna get down with you
You can hang out with his Click
Follow him to Yankee Candle
but if you go for his dick
He'll push you to the side
Don't think you Comprehend
It doesn't matter what pics you send
He's into what he's got
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not
No matter what U do
He won't dream about you
He's checking Josh out too
He Loves Cock he Loves U Not
No Time to Be All Sad
It's Really Not So bad
He Told You you're a friend
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not
So I think it's up to You
He Told you the Whole Truth
Take it or Leave it Boo
He Loves Cock He Loves U Not
