Everything He Flaunts

Below Average Dave – Parody Artist

Verticalhorizon-Inspired Parody Song | Everything He Flaunts by Below Average Dave | Free Download

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Parody of Vertical Horizon's Hit Song 'Everything You Want' about a young man struggling to get by in my typical comedious way.

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Below Average Dave

A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun

I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.

"Everything He Flaunts" by Below Average Dave is a Parody production available on SoundClick. The song establishes its own world and invites the listener to settle in. There is a quiet confidence to this track — the mark of an artist who understands the parody sound. "Everything He Flaunts" has reached the top 10 on the main SoundClick Podcasts chart. Looking for a parody type-beat track to license for free? "Everything He Flaunts" by Below Average Dave is exclusively available on SoundClick with a royalty-free Creative Commons license.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Parody

Charts

Peak #6

Peak in subgenre #2

Author

David

Rights

2006, 2017

Uploaded

November 02, 2017

Track Files

MP3

MP3 9.4 MB • 320 kbps • 4:07 minutes

Lyrics

Under His jacket 
and Under His skin tight shirt
His Stomach is Waiting to show to Mankind 
He never could quit it 
He wants ya'll to see it
His pants are down 
He's flashing his fly 

Yeah he's a big freak
He's far from shy
He won't stop stripping 
Got intent to surprise 
His clothes, they aren't fitting
He shops at the Big and Tall
He just wants attention, 
does this all the time

It's Everything He Flaunts 
He wants you all to see
It's A lot of Courage
or way too much bravery
He shows how he hangs
and He Does it all the time 
But people keep on running
and he don't know why

He's waiting for someone 
who shows off their panty-wear
He's waiting for someone 
to share his embrace
He's never embarrassed 
to show off what's Underneath 
His Purple Boxer set from the Big K 

It's Everything He Flaunts 
He wants you all to see
It's A lot of Courage
or way too much bravery
He shows how he hangs
and He Does it all the time 
But people keep on running
and he don't know why

When he drops his pants 
and shows off His Vine 
Don't tell him to put it away 
How it'd make him high
To see someone's moon shine
cheap shot at Janet but it rhymed! 

Out of McDonalds
Into the Strip clubs
Somewhere his talent can be utilized
This gothic girl walked in
She threw her clothes away
they wed in Las Vegas and magnetized

It's Everything He Flaunts 
He wants you all to see
It's A lot of Courage
or way too much bravery
He shows how he hangs
and He Does it all the time 
But people keep on running
and he don't care why

We show Everything we Flaunt 
We don't care who all sees
I love someone 
who loves to show off as much as me
we tear off our clothes
and we do it all the time
and we will never stop until we're 99

Til we're 99
9 9
til we croak and die