FoolProof

Kevin "Minimus" Schwartz lives in Southern California. As a young man, he didn't like to go to family picnics, and did everything he could to get out of them. His grandparents drove a Chevy camper, so Kevin thought everybody's grandparents drove Chevy campers. Vicious wolves did raise him. And yet...kind, gentle, loving - these are words that Kevin means, and vice-versa. Who could have known? Scott "Hesh" Lang also lives in Southern California. He's been playing guitar for a very, very long time, much longer than anyone typically plays (or plays with) anything. Scott attended Royal High School and played drums for the marching band. If there are 3 people in the band (and there are), Scott is one of the band's 2 married members. Scott's a recent convert to the movie "2001: A Space Odyssey," and after his first viewing - although I can't remember any direct quotes - if I may paraphrase, Scott said, "That movie was just fucking unbelievably fucking awesome." And if I'm correct, the other members of the band chuckled knowingly. Michael "Eno" Miller is one of 3 band members who live in Southern California. Mike's been playing bass for about 14 years, keyboards just as long. Mike is a legendary Sonic Youth fan, he played clarinet in high school, has been seen devouring the Dark Tower series, used to be a Dodgers fan but isn't anymore, loves Counterstrike, hates assholes, has a couple of dogs and lives on a tree-lined street. He travels all around the country to ride rollercoasters, which leaves many questioning his sanity. Mike once had a friend, BH, who was maniacal and had no manners. More than once BH would be on Mike's doorstep on a Saturday at 9 in the morning, ringing the doorbell and demanding entrance. BH ended up marrying a nice Mormon girl, and now lives in some godforsaken Utah town, fixing brakes. As someone once eloquently said, "Who's the clown now?"