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99 Red Condoms

BROOMSTICK WITCHES – Rock n Roll Artist

Punk Track | 99 Red Condoms by BROOMSTICK WITCHES

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a raw punk grunge song full of distortions and crazy lyrics
punk rock grunge rock comedy rock valentine day red condoms
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I'm the anti-rock star from Mars.... I sing my songs through different characters I've created: Johnny Blackstone, Metamorf, Rick Supernatural....it's not my purpose to entertain the bourgeoise....I create my music for the very few, the very few who understand the passion and the lyrics of my individualistic musical style....

THE ANTI-ROCKSTAR

I don't drive a sports car

I don't play a Gibson guitar

I'm the Anti-Rockstar from Mars

I don't play a Marshall tube amp

I don't fuck a teenage sex vamp

I'm the Anti-Rockstar from Mars

I'm not on a world tour

I'm ragged and poor

I'm the Anti-Rockstar from Mars

I don't live in Beverley Hills

I don't pop any pink pills

I'm the Anti-Rockstar from Mars

I don't kiss a producer's ass

I got a lot of fuck you sass

I'm the Anti-Rockstar from Mars

I'm the Anti-Rockstar from Mars

I play a demonic old guitar

At a pagan Martian bar

I'm the Anti-Rockstar from Mars

I'm the Anti-Rockstar from Mars

(c) 2025 Rick Super

Independent artist BROOMSTICK WITCHES drops "99 Red Condoms", a Punk track on SoundClick. Rooted in Punk Rock, Grunge Rock and Comedy Rock, the song brings a relentless energy to the Punk space. With its full-tilt groove rhythm, the song draws the listener in with ease. "99 Red Condoms" has reached the top 10 on the main SoundClick Rock chart. BROOMSTICK WITCHES is an independent artist on SoundClick, releasing Punk music directly to fans worldwide. You can download this track free of charge.

Song Info
Genre
Rock • Punk
Charts
#58 in subgenre today Peak #1
Charts
Peak #1
Author
Rick Super
Rights
(c) 2024 Rick Super
Uploaded
February 14, 2024
Track Files
MP3
MP3 9.3 MB • 320 kbps • 4:05 minutes
Meta Data
Character
Energy
relaxed, cool
high-energy
Danceable
coffee-place
dancefloor
Positivity
dark, sad, angry
happy
Appeal
unique
radio-friendly
Story behind the song
a spoof on the song 99 Red Balloons by Nina
Lyrics
99 RED CONDOMS it was a Valentines day and I really needed a lay I was feelin blue didn't know what to do so I went to porn shop and this is what I bought I bought 99 red condoms yeah 99 red condoms and each one says I love you I love you I love you.... I didn't buy you flowers I didn't buy you chocolates I didn't buy you wine I didn't you perfume but please open my little red box I hope you love my surprise She saw 99 red condoms yeah 99 red condoms and each one says I love you I love you I love you She saw 99 red condoms yeah 99 red condoms and each one says I love you I love you I love you (c) 2024 Rick Super
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