Holding out for a hook up

Bear Cub Belladonna – Parody Artist

Weird Dancing D J Dave-Inspired Parody Song | Holding out for a hook up by Bear Cub Belladonna | Free Download

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A Shrekful parody about the state of hook ups in the gay community

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Bear Cub Belladonna

I don't do this seriously. I take songs, make them funny to the best of my ability and then perform them idiotically in a harness on stage.

I am a parodist. These aren't very serious, and shouldn't be taken as such. I'm not the most PC guy but I'm also not the most offensive guy in the world. I am a fan of any song I parody, otherwise I can't learn it well enough to make fun of it in the first place.

SoundClick artist Bear Cub Belladonna presents "Holding out for a hook up", an outstanding release in the Parody genre. The song establishes its own world and invites the listener to settle in. With a tone that is weird, funny, stupid and comedy, Bear Cub Belladonna's track connects on an emotional level. It has peaked at #1 in Podcasts and #1 in Parody on the SoundClick charts. Stream "Holding out for a hook up" and explore more from Bear Cub Belladonna on SoundClick.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Parody

Charts

Peak #1

Peak in subgenre #1

Author

David Miles (Parody), Jim Steinman, Dean Pitchford

Rights

2022 David Miles

Uploaded

February 23, 2022

Track Files

MP3

MP3 9.1 MB • 320 kbps • 3:57 minutes

Story behind the song

Originally performed at 37th and Zen on 02-16-2022, now officially released for all

Lyrics

Where have all the hook ups gone
And where's the one night stands?
Where's the blindfold anon freaks
Who make up only-fans
Are there still some real guys who'll get down on their knees
Late at night I stroke and I click, I don't want one who's to keep

I need a hook up
I'm holding out for a hook up 'til the end of the night
He ain't gotta be hung
He ain't gotta be hot
He's just gotta be ready and tight
I need a hook up
I'm holding out for a hook up 'til the morning light
I don't need lots of pics
and no LTR shit
I just hope that he isn't too ripe
isn't too ripe

Somewhere after midnight
I settle for some dweeb
when I drop his pants it reeks
It smells like there's some extra cheese
These mishabs make me wonder if I should admit defeat
Are there no more horny men who like to worship feet?

Back in my twenties there were men all around
I could find anything I'd need
I'd just pop on the net and I'd find someone to please

In a bar, in a bath, in the rain
I just had sex with studs
I can feel his approach
and a huge rush of blood

I need a hook up
I'm holding out for a hook up'til the morning light
He ain't gotta be hung
but He's gotta cum soon
And he's gotta play host for the night

I don't wanna trade pics
I don't care if we click
I just want some more dick in my life
i need a hook up

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