I'm On My Back
Comedy Nsync-Inspired Parody Track | I'm On My Back by Bear Cub Belladonna | Free Download
Parody of N Sync's I Want You Back about the benefits of seeking out men with experience instead of the young and pretty.
I don't do this seriously. I take songs, make them funny to the best of my ability and then perform them idiotically in a harness on stage.
I am a parodist. These aren't very serious, and shouldn't be taken as such. I'm not the most PC guy but I'm also not the most offensive guy in the world. I am a fan of any song I parody, otherwise I can't learn it well enough to make fun of it in the first place.
"I'm On My Back" by Bear Cub Belladonna is a Parody production available on SoundClick. Bear Cub Belladonna demonstrates a clear artistic voice throughout. The track creates a listening experience that feels comedy, hanson and 98 degrees. With a peak of #2 on the main SoundClick Podcasts chart, this is one of the strongest-performing Parody releases on the platform. Listeners who follow Nsync and Dancing DJ Dave will feel right at home with this Bear Cub Belladonna release on SoundClick.
Story behind the song
Yet another body positivity and sexual freedom song, this one about the virtues of seeking out men who know what they are doing over the young and beautiful.
Lyrics
Experience is wanted
No virgins here are needed
So I'll submit to you now
Cause (I, I, I, I, I,) I'm on my back
Was young and extra horny
I stuck around my own age for some fun
They didn't know what to do, for sure
So now I'm in my thirties
It turns out mature guys know what to do
and now I prefer some older shoes
It's all I ever wanted
Your talents what i've needed yeah
I'm submitting to you now
I am on my back
DILFS, yeah I remember
The way I ignored you and looked away
Twas a mistake but now I'm clever
So geezers come adore me
I know that what you do, you'll do it right
Come perk this hole that is too tight
Experience is wanted
Turns out it's what I've needed, yeah
So AARP broskies
I am on my back
I'm on my back
You're the one I want
You're the one I need
Daddy what should I do?
You know what I want
You know what I need
Tell me I'll obey you
Experience is wanted
(You know what I want) You know how to please it
(You know what I need) So i will obey you now
I am on my back
Experience is wanted
Your knowledge's what I've needed
I'm bowing down to you now
I am on my back