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Bag Boy

The Abbott Skelding – Parody Artist

Kid Rock-Inspired Parody Song | Bag Boy by The Abbott Skelding | Free Download

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Parody of "Cowboy" by Kid Rock
kid rock cowboy grocerystore bagboy
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I am a huge "Weird Al" fan, so naturally I do parodies. I have written more than 150 of them and just started to record some. My topics cover everything from fo

The Abbott Skelding is an U.S.-based Parody artist from Toledo, OH, active on SoundClick since 2011. With over 40 original tracks available on SoundClick, the catalog spans parody releases built for free streaming.

The catalog is rooted in a focused parody production style.

The following tracks represent some of the strongest releases in the catalog. "The Feast At Mama's Place" is a standout parody production that charted at #17 on the SoundClick Podcasts chart. "Bag Boy" is a focused parody production that charted at #23 on the SoundClick Podcasts chart. "Showin' Off" is a parody production that charted at #18 on the SoundClick Podcasts chart.

The Abbott Skelding offers free downloads on SoundClick, giving listeners and independent artists direct access to the catalog.

The Abbott Skelding has generated 4.0K streams on SoundClick, reaching #1 on the SoundClick Podcasts chart. Discover the full discography on SoundClick.

"Bag Boy" by The Abbott Skelding is a Parody production available on SoundClick. The production choices feel intentional, giving the track a distinct character. There is a quiet confidence to this track — the mark of an artist who understands the parody sound. It has reached #23 on the main SoundClick Podcasts chart. Looking for music inspired by Kid Rock? Get this The Abbott Skelding type-beat track with an exclusive royalty-free Creative Commons license through SoundClick.

Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #23
Peak in subgenre #5
Author
Abbott Skelding
Rights
Abbott Skelding 2015
Uploaded
May 06, 2015
Track Files
MP3
MP3 4.8 MB • 160 kbps • 4:11 minutes
Story behind the song
Some people are very proud of their jobs...even if it's only as a bag boy at the local grocery store.
Lyrics
Oh well, this tag it has my name…and it’s pinned to my chest While I’m only twenty-six, I know that I’m best Yes this job pays the bills, that’s not it… High school, I dropped out…I’ve found my purpose! I’m at the Food Mart, it is just down the block Where I am like a jock with my apron smock Put your stuff in a bag, sayin’ “Hi, Mrs. Jones” Then thank her, wish her a safe drive home I wake up with the sun, wrangle the carts Find register six, then work I will start Help some wily grandma to find the soap There’s no doubt, man this store is like my home The new guys get nervous, I’ll teach them my secrets “When people shop, they must know you mean business” No joke, no I won’t disappoint ‘Cause I’m the very best, sucker...no one can beat me, I’m a… Bag boy, baby With the price tags strapped, and my big smile shinin’ Bag boy, baby Keep things moving when there’s long lines (The people love me!) Bag boy, baby Coupons, all right! Saved ten cents today! Bag boy, baby I won’t crush your eggs, they will be okay I bet your mind, I will be blowing when you walk right in You’ll say (impressed whistle) “Man, what should I get?” Fresh shrimp, jack cheese, bananas and limes Get what you want…I’ll serve you, no time Cashier is Steve, my name is Mike We’re the best team by far, come right through our line You got stuff one mile high? And we’ll still make it quick, boy “And you have a real-nice-day” That’s how I roll, I’m the Bag boy, baby With a plastic bag, or the paper kind – I’m Bag boy, baby Carts, I’ll fill ‘em in record time (Known ‘round the world as) bag boy, baby No long lines ‘cause of my quick pace Bag boy, baby Frito’s aren’t in six, they’re in aisle eight! Yeah...you’ve got seven loaves of bread Bag them all up sep’rate so they wouldn’t get wrecked New guy Jimmy starts to sweat when he sees glass I said, “Wrap them tight in a paper bag!” No kidding, I’m doing ev’ry job in this store Keep shelves stocked, trash gets tossed, even waxing the floors Customers acting careless- messed things up, ain’t right! I’ll restock things again, I’ll stay here all night! UGH! There’s lettuce, mixed with all the cold cuts But it keeps me busy, no I do not hate this It’s my pleasure, bag boy player I would never leave, but boss says I have’ta Ladies always hit on me...mothers ask “Boy, why aren’t you married?” I say calmly, “I might do that sometime later... but right now I am working, it don’t get much better!” Worshiped, a savior...statues were built A tattoo on my bicep that says “Paper or Plastic?” I’m the very best, no one else comes close, man... I’ll keep on working for that minimum wage, I’m- Bag boy With my clean black cap, and my apron flowing Bag boy Here all the time, they’re gonna build a shrine Bag boy Never long lines ‘cause of my quick pace Bag boy “Donuts are in six, next to the snack cakes!” Bag boy Bread never gets smashed, folks always applaudin’ Bag boy I’ll carry your bags to where you are parked at Bag boy “I’ll see you next time”
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