Lick Your Dinner Plate Clean

Joe Wrabek (again) – Traditional Country Artist

Country Blues Track | Lick Your Dinner Plate Clean by Joe Wrabek (again)

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Joe Wrabek (again)

Joe Wrabek (again) is an USA artist specializing in Traditional Country, active on SoundClick since 2012. With over 50 original tracks available on SoundClick, the catalog spans traditional country releases built for free streaming.

The catalog is rooted in a focused traditional country production style.

Joe Wrabek (again)'s catalog features several standout productions. "ANATOLE THE VOLE" is a standout traditional country production that peaked at #8 on the SoundClick Traditional Country chart. "Always Pet the Dogs (Gospel Trio)" is a focused traditional country production that peaked at #7 on the SoundClick Traditional Country chart. "21STEAMER(FINAL)mp3" is a traditional country production.

Joe Wrabek (again) offers free downloads on SoundClick, giving listeners and independent artists direct access to the catalog.

With 4.2K streams on SoundClick and a track record of earning 19 top-50 chart positions on SoundClick, Joe Wrabek (again) has established a strong footprint in the independent traditional country space. Explore the full catalog on SoundClick.

SoundClick artist Joe Wrabek (again) presents "Lick Your Dinner Plate Clean", an outstanding release in the Country Blues genre. The track carries an emotional weight that lingers well after it ends. Every element feels intentional, resulting in a cohesive country blues track that resonates. "Lick Your Dinner Plate Clean" has peaked at #11 in the Country Blues category on SoundClick. Joe Wrabek (again) continues to build a Country Blues catalog on SoundClick, one of the longest-running platforms for independent artists. Download this track for free.

Song Info

Genre

Blues • Country Blues

Charts

#1,315 today Peak #81

#168 in subgenre today Peak #11

Author

J. Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd.

Rights

2014

Uploaded

June 10, 2014

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.8 MB • 128 kbps • 4:08 minutes

Story behind the song

If you have dinner wsith a veterinarian, they will invariably talk shop, and you will learn all sorts of weird things.  And there will be a song in it.

Lyrics

[4/4, deliberate blues]

LICK YOUR DINNER PLATE CLEAN (2014)
--J. Wrabek

1.
Beefalos can’t reproduce, their scrotums are too small;
It’s a wonder how we manage to get beefalos at all,
‘Cause they’re sterile…  
And that don’t mean that they’re clean;
Enjoy ‘em while you can, and be sure to lick your dinner plate clean.

2.
You get a hinny when a jenny and a stallion get it on;
If it’s a mare and a donkey, you got mules bein’ born;
They’re all sterile…
And it makes ‘em kinda mean;
Stay out of their pasture while they’re licking their dinner plates clean.

3.
Unicorns liked virgins—they liked them a lot,
But it’s hard to have children when a virgin’s all you’ve got;
They’re extinct now…
Disappeared from the scene;
The unicorns are gone, too, just like someone licked the dinner plate clean.

4.
Dinosaurs laid eggs, out on the valley floor,
But then the comet struck and they weren’t there any more;
They were fertile…
They just got blown to smithereens;
It could happen to you—be sure to lick your dinner plate clean.

5.
If me and you were the only people left alive
We’d want to do our part to help the human race survive;
I’m not sterile…
And I got really good genes;
Come on over to my place, I’ll lick your dinner plate clean.

TAG:
[SPOKEN] We need to practice—
[SUNG]  Come on over to my place, I’ll lick your dinner plate clean.

© 2014 J. Wrabek dba Outside Services Ltd.  All the usual rights reserved just in case.  No animals, extinct or otherwise, were harmed in the writing of this song.

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