
Tom Smith

Talk Like A Pirate Day Talk Like A Pirate Day
ARRR! The official chanty fer International Talk Like A Pirate Day

I Want My Flying Car I Want My Flying Car
And a jet pack. And that computer Tom Cruise had in MINORITY REPORT. And AF 709 from MY LIVING DOLL....

Blue Screen of Death Blue Screen of Death
Ever wonder why it's called that...? No, no, I didn't think you did. Heh heh heh.

Death By Wubbie Death By Wubbie
Ahhh, those fine Renaissance wenches, and their huge... tracts o' land. Not exactly bawdy, but the kids Just Might Not Get It.

Can't Get The File To Play Can't Get The File To Play
How many versions of the same universal file format do you NEED!?

Mythical Frederick Mythical Frederick
Kids have imaginary friends -- so why can't I have an imaginary mortal enemy...?

Destroyer of Worlds Destroyer of Worlds
Some people love the creations of comic legend Jack Kirby. Some people go a little overboard....

Hey, It's Can(n)on Hey, It's Can(n)on
Turns out that Harry Potter's best friend, Hermione Granger, has a serendipitous natal day....


I Ain't Got Time For The Blues I Ain't Got Time For The Blues
I also don't have time for a song description.



Alternate Universe Lost & Found Alternate Universe Lost & Found
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Suit of Armor Suit of Armor
A sober analysis of the transition from feudal rulership to a government of laws... or else The Medieval People's Court.

Take Your Hands Off The Bear Take Your Hands Off The Bear
The ultimate break-up song: Who gets the imaginary friend?

Yeah, Yeah, Transitions Yeah, Yeah, Transitions
Life is a series of changes. Some of them even mean something. Makes ya think, don't it? Nah, me neither.

Tech Support For Dad Tech Support For Dad
Based on the award-winning horror story. Scott Kurtz at PVP Online has been documenting this sort of thing for awhile; I can't make it easier, but I can make it kinda catchy.

EULA Dancing EULA Dancing
Ahhh, those beautiful Hawaiian ballads. Just be sure you know PRECISELY what they mean....
