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# Mix 5.2 grams of bananadine oxide with 2 ml of tetrahydrofuran in a glass beaker.
# Heat to exactly 368 degrees and add 2 grams of sodium wire. It should turn mauve and not blue.
# Reflux for 71 months in an Erlenmeyer flask. Warning, if heated above 260 degrees, you may suffer a great coma!
# Combine with 0.19 grams of ear wax making sure it is not contaminated with navel lint.
# Filter the liquid and evaporate until 11 grams of pure crystals are obtained. This has a street value of 9000 dollars!
Just 0.3 CC's of the final product will cause bodily injury if you place the results under the eyelids! Remember, don't drive a motorcycle for 67 minutes after consuming!
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
To prevent the computer from being reprogrammed by every Tom, Dick and Harry that sneaks on board, its software will be stored in ROM chips that are soldered to the motherboard; RAM will be reserved for data only.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
No.
Your musical influences
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What equipment do you use?
AMD Inside.
Anything else?
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