The Unholy Horde of Misanthropic Panda Bears Kvlt

We're Back! The Unholy Horde of Misanthropic Panda Bears Kvlt are back to unleash the unholy forces of lo fi evil. We were on here known as Misanthropic Panda Bears, but due to lack of bamboo shoots we had to leave. Now we're bigger, badder (fatter) and better than ever, proud to be the Scene's most respected band. The Unholy Horde of Misanthropic Panda Bears Kvlt are known for having the worst necro lo fi kvlt sound in the history of Black Metal! As some of our customers stated 'Sloppy, Loose, Raw, Grim Black Metal' and they couldn't be more correct! The Unholy Horde of Misanthropic Panda Bears Kvlt was born 2 years ago in the hot summer, not very grim, we know, but we added our own ingredients to this band and now we can proclaim its unholyness. Vampire and Mr. Whipling's Exceedingly Grim Cupcakes are the 2 entities behind this well respected group, they are misanthropic and hate humans, but we like panda bears, becuase we are panda bears, so if you go near us to ask for some demos, we'll eat you. 4 tracks are digital, we only want the most necro sound we can get so we record on 1 track recorders, for that sloppy feel. Hails to Bedroom Black Metal Productions! They wanted to sign us up, so we returned to unleash our pagan terror. Help support the scene!

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