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The Slows

Alright so we are back to our old name. If you are a local fan we will be listed as THE FURIOUS STYLES in all the papers. If you are listening from a far away place you can still find us at this URL as usual. If you are new, listen to our stuff, if you don't like it...FUCK OFF! SIGN UP FOR OUR MAILING LIST RIGHT HERE ----------------
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Former members of "THE FURIOUS STYLES" join forces to create this 5 piece group. Check out our sponsors at the following links: http://www.interfaceentertainment.com http://www.iamsickandtiredofwhitegirls.com BAND HOTLINE - (810)841-2765 CALL AND HARASS US AND LEAVE US DIRTY MESSAGES. ALSO GET IMPORTANT INFORMATION REGARDING SHOWS. REQUEST A FREE CD.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
We have been playing live for 5 years. We have played every shit hole in Detroit and learned 1 important thing. DETROIT is a shithole. It's our favorite shithole in the world. We won't come and shit in your hole because we want our shithole to be bigger and better.
Your musical influences
Alcohol, Drugs, and the bag of portabello mushrooms from that guy in Hart Plaza (We are going to get you one day you FUCK)
What equipment do you use?
Jerry - Big cock, medium balls with well kept bush. Shane - Enormous Penis, 2 different size testicles. Eric - Average shaft with very hairy balls and anus. Mikey - Big one with big balls. Winter BUSH.
Anything else?
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Alternative & Other Alternative Music artist from Detroit, MI. New songs free to stream or download. Add to your playlist now.