The Satistics
the satistics rock out.we rock harder than any other mo-fo slo-mo band.one we rocked out so hard,we rocked in,and i had to see a doctor.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
so Kat talked me into moving city,and when i did i crashed at her house for far too long.at the time she was boning this guy called Bison Stench,who she later married.(suckers!).so adam would play on Kat's drums,and i'd play on my buddy Tova's bass,until i bought a real live cheap guitar of my very own.basically we both wanted to rock out.then i got the cheapest microphone i could find and started yelling some stuff into it,at which point i think we became a band.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
yeah we play live in Bison Stench's bedroom.we rock so hard,but the neighbours are cool with it.
Your musical influences
i like sonic youth and the misfits and tool.Bison Stench likes the mountain goats and cat power.we both like weezer and the pixies.and the strokes.
What equipment do you use?
i use a cheap guitar,a cheap microphone,and a boss distortion pedal with an amp i built myself from the remnants of an old samick one.Bison Stench uses Kat's drums,i think they're Pearl.
Anything else?
rock out!winona ryder rules,she's a dirty thief,but we still love her.
