The Presidentail Targets
893 plays
8,395 views
8,395 views
Hey, We are The Presidential Targets, We just got out of rehab in a very nice institution called Jail.We have been together for 10 years and you can see how well we have done since I am listing this. We play songs about.
Loose Girls, Drunk Girls, Trailor Park Girls and Girls in Rehab. Plus many other subjects to stimulate you mentally. We are from New Haven , Connecticut. We have all been to Yale but we actually never took any classes.
We hope you like what you hear and appreciate any feedback,mostly your home addresses and Phone numbers. We will be in a place near you real soon like it or not.Band/artist history
We are a band of Screwed up immature people as different as you can find anywhere. We have absolutely nothing in common except we are all Presidential targets. We all like different music and everthing else for that matter. The only thing we have in common is when we play we want everyone to remember we were there!!!!!! and maybe get Laid. The Band is Paul Heroit - Vocals and Guitar Pat ( Andy ) Parker - Drums , Fred Tain - Guitar and keyboards, Mike Kellerher - Bass , Ed Davis - Guitar There have been others but we are the current line up.The others just could not take it and are now in rehab. You may love us or you may hate us, but we will make sure you never forget us.Have you performed in front of an audience?We play LIVE anywhere anytime and for most of you cheap bastards we play for free. Even when we get paid its almost free. So if you having a wedding for you daughter who's marrying some loser and you know it wont last, just hire us and save the money.
We play mostly in Connecticut but we would travel anywhere.
Specal moments.
Here are a few.
Paul our lead singer met a great girl named Cookie and took her home . Unfortunatley she was 14 and passed out at the time. He served a year in Niantic Womans Prison until they found out he was really a man. The he just got a slap on the wrist and let go.
Andy our drummer poked a waitresses eye out with a drum stick to get here attention so he could get a beer, then he asked for the stick back so he could do a drum solo.He did not leave a tip either.
Mike our beautiful Bass player came dressed as a hot cheer leader to a show ( wearing no drawers either I might add) and had a few guys ask him out. ( sorry I forgot you said a special moment that always happens). Uh !! Mike broke a string while playing once.
Ed, choked a few fans that just did not seem to like us enough.
There are really just too many to list.!!!
Your musical influences
Alice Cooper . the Beatles, SexPistols.
People I hate. Loose girls. People I hate,Other peoples misfortune ( just being honest) people I hate, Girls who dumped me . Pretty much my crappy life.What equipment do you use?
Lot of F*&%^king Guitars and Lots of
F%^%^$king loud amps.Anything else?
Please sign us to a big contract so I can make my wife and kids proud of meAll comments (1)
893 plays
8,396 views
8,396 views
Admin
Edward
@espn
YOU SUCK