The MoleRats

The MoleRats are a relatively unorthodox mock band that don't anticapte stardom anytime soon. The band relies heavily on improvisation and rarely ever rehearse because they're not professionally musically trained. A lot of their songs are chaotic and a bit juvenile...but who really cares? The members are: Casey Allen Harris who plays the voices of Dreg, Trent, Phil, and Zeek Corey Alvin Harris who plays the voices of Greg, Steve, and Jack. DREG is a homosexual character who is often the more energetic one. He's flamboyant, but not because he's gay. The songs "Easy Booty", "A Passing Whim", "The Search" are sung by Dreg PHIL is a half-arab and half white fat obese man who thinks of himself more white than arab. He often will say racist remarks (mostly against blacks). He's a porn addict and typically sings more of the sexually graphic songs as well as some racist songs. He's often considered to be a pedophile in the minds of Trent and Steve who harshly torment him about that. The songs "Cum Bucket", "No Needle In my Butt, Please", "Ghost Child", "Got Myself a Nigger Boy", "Put it in the butt when you're bored with the pussy", "Stalker Syndrome", "Solemn Despair", "Handle Me, Again", and "Colour of Your Sky" are all sung by Phil. TRENT is an african ameican heavy set guy who idolizes Notorious Big and wanted to be a big rap star like him. Unfortunately he can't rap worth shit and was considered to be the retarded version of Notorious Big. He dislikes Phil and Jack because of their porn addictions and their creepy way of talking to and about women. The fact that Phil and Jack think whites are superior further infuriates him. He sings in the song "Mystery" ZEEK is an alien from an unknown planet. I rarely use him anymore and I haven't uploaded any songs of his yet. GREG, like Dreg, is a homosexual character and the leader of the band. No songs uploaded yet. JACK is an obese white supremacist who, like Phil, is addicted to porn and tends to sing sexual songs. The song "Sit on my Knee" is sung by Jack. STEVE is half black and half white heavy set guy who dispises Phil and Jack pretty much for the same reasons as Trent. He denies having a fetish for She males, but for some reason a shemale magazine always shows up underneath his bed and is usually found by Phil or Jack. I don't have any songs of just him singing, but he sounds similar to Trent and is often heard saying insults in the background. The song "What Do You Want?" is sung by Casey with his natural voice. Which sounds very similar to Dreg's voice.

We wouldn't dare play live yet.