Them Damn Buzzard Hawks
"Them Damn Buzzard Hawks ate my baby!!! And then they ate the dingoes! Those bastards eat everything. Then they busted into my mom's wine shed and made off with like 30 bottles of Boones farm and the porn mags I had in there. Damn Buzzard Hawks! Long live Luper!" -Gag Reflex Comedy Theater
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Formed in early 2006 by two guys at a local high school named Austin (aka 'Side Salad') and Brandon XII who simply wanted to make some damn music, and after about 6 hours of Beavis and Butt-Head reruns and a loop of Tenacious D's "F*ck Her Gently", THEM DAMN BUZZARD HAWKS was formed. One must bear in mind that the stupidity of this band's music is the POINT. They don't deny it, as a matter of fact Brandon always says "We may suck, but at least we're not Maroon 5!"
So what do they sing about? Oh, just the important stuff: Sporks, turds, fat guys named "Luper", magic burritos and Germans... You know, the usual.
And somehow they managed to build up a fan base? Interesting...
So if you appreciate stupidity, this band's for you!
If you lack a sense of humor or irony, I suggest you piss off, because more than likely something they say will offend you, and there's nothing you can do about it, because political correctness is NOT on TDBH's list of priorities.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Not yet, we've been concentrating on writing the music
Your musical influences
Tenacious D, Corky and the Juice Pigs, Chuck Norris, Beavis and Butt-Head cartoons, etc
What equipment do you use?
Brandon currently plays a Squier Affinity Strat with a 40-watt Peavey Amp (limited funding) and Austin uses a generic microphone from the high school. All songs recorded using Mac GarageBand.
