The Lovely Lads
The lovely lads were founded on the idea that most music blows. What's needed now are songs about the glories, or glory holes of porn. Songs about Pregnant Nuns, and high school reunions where you hate everyone. There's really alot that needs to be done to save music. Say hello to the saviors, bitch.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
We were born of a single mother in the 1920's. We learned to rock in nuclear winter of thirty-ot-6. Then we came unto the world in a chariot made of virgins to rock the entire population of the world into the stone age. Now we mostly look at internet porn and watch Blind Date.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
We like to go to other people's shows and get onstage during their break and rock their sorry asses off the earth.
Your musical influences
Cannibal Corpse, Napalm Death, UB40, Hall & Oats, NWA, Tupac Shakur, King Crimson, John Tesh, Asia, Journey, Boston, Cypress Hill, Slayer, Meshuggah, Jhonny Cash
Anything else?
Forget wiping.
