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The Inhibitors

POTENCY GUARANTEED! Red eyes and dry mouth! Musical stigmata! New- beyond anything you have EVER experienced. Blazingly loud, destructive, experimental crotch bulge.Click- spin- whirr- CLANG. BLARAHONK. Leaves all other "bands" and "groups" in the dust, weeping quietly to themselves. The only musical combo left. Invest wisely.Invest repeatedly. OUR CDS MAKE YOU CUM. We mean it. Erotic. Spicy. Naughty. Snapples caps off bottles and jars. Turns grandma into a raging coke addict. Put on the headphones and piddle the prick. CAN YOU TAKE IT? Only the most Moxie and Creme Horn filled French Canadians have been able to withstand our brand of aural penetration! Insert 3 red hot dogs and rinse.It began as a simple escape from community college; and turned into a snowballing escape from reality itself. Histories of mental illness and substance abuse leaves you with THE INHIBITORS! Analog/Digital contextual Contemporary Christian mouf noises that hurt REALLY BAD. Guitars on laps- violas broken. WE HATE YOU but hate ourselves even more... What other band vomits blood for days after a concert? Crawling from the tepid strip mall sludge of central New Jersey, we proclaim the TRUTH- smacking Christ Jesus around, smelling the shitpiece of Scientology while masurbating to pictures of Conrad Baine. RAW - UNCENSORED - So brutal, you willDIE A THOUSAND DEATHS! Bloodbrained bastards with no grip on reality - it all adds up to one thing: VALUE. Enjoy. Thank you.
Have you performed in front of an audience?
Oh, we play live motherfucker. We play the shit out of places. My favorite moment was at our first live show, we decided to eat an entire box of No-Doz. That was great. I almost died and we shit blood and puked blood for 2 or 3 days. Yippeee!! Don't eat no-doz for fun. Oh yeah, at another show we were put in the basement of a bar and we just drank all their booze and did plum and had a great time.
Your musical influences
Zappa, Monk, Sun Ra, Captain Beefheart, Cannibal Corpse, The Residents, Deicide, Black Sabbath, Hendrix, Kurtis Blow, Nipsey Russell, Throbbing Gristle, 5 Martini Lunch, Pink Floyd, L. Ron Hubbard, Caifano, The Zerilli Project, MC Hammer, Lou Ferrigno, Smeared genitals, Ashish Sheth, Dick Contino, Criswell, John "Johnny" Cage, Paul Machyowsky and Mitosis, "Bob" Dobbs, Mark Mothersbaugh's colon, Gunther Kraft,Sammy Wyckoff and the Neckerchief Three, Lefty Guns, Judge Joe Brown, Terry Brooks Throbbin Hoods, Captain Lou Albano, Smyleck, Foghat, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Da Yoopers, The Residents, Pink Floyd, DMX, Backstreet Boys, Slayer, Devo, Black Samson, Dolemite, Frank Zappa with sinus problems, Captain Beefheart, Negativland, Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble
What equipment do you use?
Guitar, bass, viola, trumpet, drums, telephone, badly prepared piano, synth, computer, mouth, turn tables, tambourine, harmonica, jerry-rigged Laser Tag equipment, tape recorders, deet doot machine, drugs, cars, booze, etc.
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