The Imperial Skabots
Dude.
We're the Imperial Skabots and we're here to say
AWW YERR!
yea, 'n everyday
I'm big like a pimp,
gotsta walk wit a limp,
go to Long John Silvers for my shrimp.
CRAWDADS!
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Well, we were flying along in our saucer when all of a sudden, we realized there was no fuel left. So we crashed into Earth and landed in a dumpster behind a Domino's pizza parlor. The guy who worked at Domino's was named Danny DeVito (no relation to the short bald guy). He became our mentor and baked us a pizza. We returned the love by playing him music. He told us we could play for millions of people and everyone would love us. So we did, outside of his Domino's pizza parlor, but only our parents came. It's ok. We had a good time.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Yeah, we play live!
Where? Well.. on top of compost heaps and in radioactive waste sites!
Do we like it? NO! WE LOVE IT!
Any special moments? One time, I fell down and scraped my arm. It was bleeding a little. Special Ed decided to help me up and give me a band-aid. Boy, he's a nice guy.
Your musical influences
We like the Aquabats and P Diddy and Santana and Beethoven.
What equipment do you use?
Well, we use all kinds of equipment. Toasters and microwave ovens are just some. Sometimes I use a shower, like when I smell bad. Other times, I just use a electric tooth brush.
Anything else?
My mom only gives me chocolate when I do my homework. Sometimes, though, I steal it out of her purse when she isn't looking.
