The Genious and The Mongaloid
Well, we play just about everything. From slow accoustic stuff, to fast hardcore music. So it was hard to choose a genre. I consider us to have a unique sound(The Genious).
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Way back in 1803 there was a child born named Fred Garvin. Fred Garvin was the son of Bob Garvin, A mining mongolian from mongolia. Bob had the idea, let's have a mongaloid child. This child was Fred. Fred is 50% Genious. He also has a brain the size of a pea, but that doesn't matter for now. Fred somehow survived for over 100 years. During this period he learned to play various instruments. Including, but not limited to: the guitar, the bass, the drums, the banjo, the mandolin, the violin, the accordian, the waffle maker, the household vacuum, and a vat of jello. Using his superhuman instrument playing abilities Fred split himself into two people, The Genious and The Mongaloid. Thus the most magnificent musical duo ever created was born!
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
All the time, everywhere, yes. Once I ate a cat(The Genious).
I guess the answer would be yes, because if I didn't I would be dead. On mother earth. Oh yes I like it. I received a ribbon from my mother once that said I was "Special"(The Mongaloid)
Your musical influences
Everything and anything.
What equipment do you use?
Extasy and heroine-it's addictive
Anything else?
Yes, I would like to add this: -----^^-----. That is all.(The Genious)
If I were offerend a trip to another universe. I would take it. If I were to be a lobsterman, I would ruin my sense of smell so I wouldn't smell myself. I lied about the extasy and heroine, so I guess that makes me a liar, but I did not lie about it being addictive. If I were to ask all of the bands or persons or things I listed on the "musical influences" part, I would ask-"How do you rock so hard?" I like thin crust mushroom and black olive pizza.(The Mongaloid)
