
The Free Samples



Matchstick Act Matchstick Act
The song is simple, direct and funny. It's never too late to see the light. French word for matches? Who watches?


Silence and Reserve Silence and Reserve
I wanted to express my envy of those with these two qualities. I may lack them.

Free Samples Free Samples
The irony strikes here, the voice says 'what would you do if you paid.' Well fork over laddies and lasses. If I sell all these songs once I can afford a red bull. Need it.

Botswana Jive Botswana Jive
This is like a job description which deteriorated into a personals ad. It's a hypothetical businessman from a hypothetical spot in Belarus, deciding whether to post a matrimonial or an ad for a nanny...

You Tell 'Em Chairman You Tell 'Em Chairman
The Chairman of the committee has all the facts in that big old folder. He knows who yanked what when and why now. The psych evals are just starting. The singer urges him to speak out.

Swing Swing
It's about the many forms of golf that are enjoyed all over the world. It's about trust and business, about personal evolution. About the swing.

It's Over When I Say It Is It's Over When I Say It Is
The fat lady sang? Early. The sky fell in? Early. Hold. Hold. Gentlemen, at my signal, unleash Heaven.... You diggin?