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The Farmer Massiv

United Kingdom
May 28, 2004
124 plays
2,252 views
We're just a couple of Farmers from the ole Glaws. Oooh Arrr.
Band/artist history
Farmer Fudge said to Farmer Gilbert one day that he wanted to form a rap cru. Yes, cru, not crew. And so they started freestylin' (or farmstylin' as we call it here) to their cows. They then realised that they needed a DJ, and so they called upon local kool man - Emo Emery. Emery by name and Emo by nature, he was indeed the koolest Emo they had ever met. DJ Emo as he was later to be known had previously featured in such hip-hop acts as "Emo and the Fargunkels" who went to number 2 in the charts in 2006.
Have you performed in front of an audience?
Yeah, we rap to our cows sometimes whilst milkin' 'em. It keeps 'em happy.
Your musical influences
Cows.
What equipment do you use?
Rakes and tractors usually. Oh and sometimes a milking machine for cow teets when we're feeling adventurous. Oooh arr.
Anything else?
Yes. Ooo Arr.
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United Kingdom
May 28, 2004
124 plays
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