the failyears
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troy boy: an insensitive poet playing politically incorrect guitar.
jon-no-h: the sexually corrupt lover of the dark antibass.
russs: the day job hating percussionist avowed to individually punishing every duMaurier cigarette in existence...one at a time.
The scene unfolds in the heart of Niagara, during the dark ages of rock 'n' roll. The music business is now completely void of artistic growth.
Evil overlords choose to gore children on make-up and sugarcoated computer pop! the failyears exist only to subvert this evil rock' n ‘ roll choking process.
The Weapons: sexually explicit bass riffs, cliche twisting devil guitar, muff wetting big drum beats and pissed stained lyrics chock full of lies, lies, LIES!!!Band/artist history
Once upon a time, there were three young lads. well...maybe not. These three guys met while attending a university musical technology program at a small underground physics lab in rural St. Catharines, Ontario.
All three lads...jaded lads, continued their education in response to the fickle rock 'n' roll tide. These three...students? were the only three in that particular universtiy course! ever! These boys at one time merely the side-man castoffs of failed ex-bands like Lure, Doghaus, Kid u Not and Budakaya. Bands nobody ever fuckin' heard of.
Sure all three had fucked themselves and made teenage oathes to the devil that they "WOULD BE ROCK STARS" or "THE MOON WILL FALL FROM THY SKY"
Yes. None smart enough to know when to quitHave you performed in front of an audience?we'd play live every day if we could. when we do it's usually anywhere from the love canal flowing down stream to the toxic wasteland of hamilton harbour, where our regurgitated corpse's would then wash up on the shores of the big smoke from time to time.
Your musical influences
i guess everything we here.Anything else?
we are for sale
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