The Buttplugs
Johny Bottom worked at the porno shop off I-75. He got tired of watching ugly women purchasing sex toys all day, so he decided to start up a band. He rounded up some fellow perverts to perform some of the stupidest rock n roll ever heard. Johny plays rhythm guitar and lead vocals. Bum Thumb is on the drums when he's not serving time, Colon Banger is a heroin addict and lead guitarist, and Probe was a high school dropout at 24, but he's a great bass player.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
I'm sure we have a history, but we can't remember too much. Our heavy marijuana use kind of leaves us wondering what the hell we did last night, week, and month. If you know anything about us, please tell us.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Yes. At topless joints that can't afford DJs. We love it because we also oil the girls and fill the kiddie pool with sliced pineapples. Probe set a place on fire once so the strippers came to our house.
Your musical influences
Motorhead, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, and L7.
What equipment do you use?
Johny plays BC Rich guitars with GHS Boomer strings exclusively.
Anything else?
Our goal in life is to autograph large breasts with Sharpie markers.
