the bridge of sighs
The Shock of the New
- a conversation with The Bridge of Sighs
by Pablo Mozart
reprinted from NME 31/2/04
Dr Doria Dandolo leans back in her office chair, flicks the ash from
her cigarette into her ashtray and raise her eyebrows quizzically to
the autumn sun streaking across her desk. Providence she says ...
and luck. Dr Dandolo is of course referring to the oft-repeated
stories behind her meeting with Attila Borobudur and their subsequent
musical partnership The Bridge of Sighs.
For those of you who havnt heard the story already, it is the stuff of
legend. Two strangers who happened to decide to top themselves on the
same day at the same location (the bridge of sighs) simply decide
bugger this, lets form a band. Several cups of tea later - (most
drunk by Borobudur) - they picked up a rag tag bag of broken
instruments and commenced to write the songs that would define the now
legendary alt-oth-alt movement and send The Bridge of Sighs all the
way to number one.
Where Dandolo oozes a kind of quiet confidence that has often had her
tagged in the popular press as the thinking mans crumpet, Borobudur
reaches for metaphors so extravagant as to be intangible. A bridge
... certainly ... i mean we were there, now were over here and
probably later on, well be ... somewhere else. Thats logical. He
pauses. I think it is, anyway.
Such is the mystery of The Bridge of Sighs. Together, they form a kind
of yin and yang balance that can only be described as pure alchemy.
Picture this; in one corner, the ever versatile Dandolo, either
delicately plucking her guitar to find the heretofore hidden melodies
of popular music or ra-ra-ing her way to raucous parts wounded,
inspired and unknown, Borobudur on fuzzed out upside down guitar
weaving rippling eddys of melancholic cinders amongst Dandolos fire.
Phew.
Their latest album is a tribute to visionary academic and founder of
conversation analysis Harvey Sacks. Dandolo sees nothing wrong in
tackling such powerhouses of intellectual thought in the realms of
popular song. Were not afraid of the unknown ... when I think of the
Sighs I see a kind of situationist dialectic not unlike that of the
Pistols relationship to the popular media and received notions of
church and state in 20th century Britain. Were simply fighting that
battle on a more personal and intellectual front . Borobudur chimes
in - Its all rock n roll, after all, innit?.
Spend just 20 minutes with The Bridge of Sighs and one comes away
almost feeling as if you had almost, before this moment, barely been
alive. Their new album fizzes with the kind of multi-instrumental and
lyrical dazzle of a young Byron or Sacks. It is not an experience for
the faint-hearted. Dandolo: Were not pussyfooting. Borobudur; But
we like cats
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Pop and Circumstance:On the trail of the the bridge of sighs
by Brian Nordstrom
Walking into the Lamb and Lettuce late on a Friday night can be a
daunting prospect. Emerging suddenly from the chill of autumn into the
red walls and dim smoky haze of a late 70s workingmens club, you
immediatly feel the stares of locals not used to the sudden entrance of
strangers.
Unbuttoning your coat, you order a gin and tonic, sipping uncomfortably
and trying to ignore the unshaven drunk idly bashing out a medley of
Peter, Paul and Marys Well, Well, Well and Stravinskis Rite of
Spring on the out of tune upright piano in the corner of the bar.
Here in the gloomy company of twenty or so regulars permanently camped
in corner of the bar, you find its an unlikely place to find a pop
star. You check your watch. Finally, after 45 minutes you wonder
whether youve mistaken the meeting place, and decide to leave. As you
head to the door, all of a sudden the drunk in the corner looks up -
Hello Brian. I expect youve come for the interview.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Attila Borobudur.
When the Bridge of Sighs announced their Bridge Too Far tour four years
ago, none could have predicted the madness - and tragedy - that would
follow.
For Attila Borubudur and Dr Doria Dandolow, it had been a rolling
series of pop aftershocks as their singles Im Just Waiting (for you
to sing) and ((Can It) Be)) (The Other Way)? competed week after
week for the top spot in the nations charts.
Sold-out theatres played hosts to hordes of screaming teenagers
thronging the exit doors of venues round the country. In scenes
reminiscent of the great 60s British pop invasion the Bridge of Sighs
were mobbed everywhere they went, clothes were ripped, hair was torn,
pages from Dandolows 1st edition Schegloffs lay floating in the
gutter as the pair ran from limousine to stage.
It was madness admits Borabudur. One minute Im at home reading
Beaudelaire the next Im having people stealing my compost for
souvenirs
As the Sighs ascent up the charts fueled a pop frenzy, Borobudur took
to some of the great ruses of 60s and 70s pop simply to get into
venue. Entering through the tradesmans entrance, arriving by helicopter
and dressing in womens clothes (i quite liked that bit admits
Borobudur) all became de rigeur. But as the deception increased so did
the cunning of the fans. As word spread through the internet of
Borabudur and Dandolo turning up to do a spot of plumbing so did
pictures of the pop pair dressed incognito, and their cover was blown.
Finally, and almost fatally, the Bridge of Sighs management proposed a
practical solution that would prove a publicity sensation. The Bridge
of Sighs would now enter stadiums by being blown out of a cannon.
It was just circumstance really, says Borabudur, ruefully scratching
his chin. We just couldnt get into the gig. 60 tour dates later, the
Sighs novelty entrance had catapaulted them to even greater popularity
as news of their elastic entrances spread. Doria started getting
offers from Ringling Brothers says Borobudur, which we actually
considered. From there the madness increased, a rumoured 6-figure
sponsorship deal created between the Sighs management forcing
Borobudur and Dandolo to trail a flag at the height of their arc into
the stadium bearing the humiliating slogan Eat Walkers Crisps
Finally, the Sighs arrived at their biggest gig yet, Pittsburgh Stadium.
After 60 successful cannons, Borobudur and Dandolo were confident their
stage show was ready to go. It seemed simple enough to plot the
velocity of pop star to cannon to net, yet The Sighs had not reckoned
with the American road crew. they were a very good road crew, yknow,
its just that the Americans havnt converted to the metric system.
Mis-reading the metric calculations as imperial, the two pop stars were
vaulted into much higher trajectory than previous I swear I had snow
on me, says Borobudur) and clashed heads 40 feet above the net.
Ironically it was the one thing that saved their life. If we hadnt,
wed be landing in Mexico about now.
The resulting concussion left Dandolo in hospital and the Bridge of
Sighs unable to complete the tour.
Did it hurt? No, not really. Id had a bit of a late one the night
before, so I was feeling a bit dazed already. Doria got the most of it.
Looking back now, Borobudur seems almost relieved at the chance to get
off the pop rollercoaster.
Things were gettin mad, man, yknow? I mean, Im an entertainer, not
flippin Houdini.
And then there were the antics in bars and clubs, the all too public
signs of a pop stars personal life going off the rails.
Hand-stands mostly, yknow he says, scratching his head. I mean,
yknow, there I am, night after night being blown out of a cannon,
girls start coming up to me aft