The Biotics
The Biotics
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?LUCKY(THE LEPER)SCLERODERMA.......DRUMS
DAVID(DIARRHEA) DEMENTIA..........GUITAR/VOCALS
HEINRICH CREUTZFELDT-JAKOB........GUITAR
SCOTT(BUBONIC)MENINGITIS..........VOCALS
CHARLIE (THE CANCER) CHERNOBYL ...KEYBOARDS
HAROLD(HALITOSIS)HEMOCHROMATOSIS..BASS/HARMONICA
ANDREW AMYOTHROPIC SCLEROSIS.... KEYBOARD/ VOCALS
Band/artist history
?? LUCKY, DAVID, SCOTT AND CHARLIE MET EACH OTHER WHILE THE WERE
BEING DETAINED AT A NORTH KOREAN MILITARY HOSPITAL FOR THE
CRIMINALLY INTELLECTUAL AND INCURABLY CAPITALISTIC.
THIS IS WHERE THE BOYS WERE USED AS HUMAN GUINIE PIGS FOR ALIEN
MEDICAL EXPERIMENTS. YES YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST THE ALIENS HAVE
LANDED
IN NORTH KOREA AND TOGETHER WITH THE NORTH KOREAN GOVERNMENT ARE
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLANET EARTH.
THIS IS WHERE LUCKY GOT HIS NICK NAME BECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT KIND
OF RADIATION , ANTIPERSONNEL ,BACTERIA OR CHEMICAL ANTIPERSONNEL OR
DEFOLIANTS THEY EXPOSED HIM TO HE JUST SEEMED TO GET STRONGER.(JUST
LIKE A COCKROACH)
SCOTT BUBONIC HAD THE FAMOUS PLAGUE INTRODUCED INTO HIS SYSTEM IN
1999 BUT THIS PECULIAR STRAIN IS ONLY TRANSMITTABLE TO ALIENS(POETIC
JUSTICE).
SCOTT ALSO POSSESSES THE UNIQUE CHARACTERISTICS OF BEING ABLE TO
REGENERATE HIS LIMBS AND DIGITS .AS THEY ROT HE GROWS THEM BACK. THIS
CAN
MAKE FOR SOME HILARIOUS SHENANIGANS AT REHEARSAL
Have you performed in front of an audience?
YES AND WE ARE LOOKING TO OPEN SHOWS FOR ANY BAND COMING THRU EDMONTON. IF YOUR BAND IS TOURING WEST CANADA WE WILL SET UP A SHOW HERE. THE CATCH IS IF WE COME TO YOUR TOWN YOU SET UP OUR SHOW.pLEASE MAKE SURE THAT YOUR SHOTS ARE UP TO DATE!!
Your musical influences
BAUHAUS , LOVE N ROCKETS , IGGY POP , THE STOOGES ,UK SUBS ,NIN ,SKINNY PUPPY ,
Anything else?
SCLERODERMA,DIARRHEA, DEMENTIA
HEINRICH CREUTZFELDT-JAKOB,BUBONIC,MENINGITIS, CHERNOBYL,HEMOCHROMATOSIS, AMYOTHROPIC SCLEROSIS....
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Innovative Interesting and Diverse bro you got talent. Truly unique sounds and really a dynamic style of muisc nothin like i heard before. If I have any advice to you is keep the workmanship intact eventually things will fall into place like it did for me. Indepency is the way of the future dont let people rob you of your dignity and talent Peace j-cos for tips and suggestions I made it to Filmic treasures which is an agency scouting for film music. This goes to show that hard work does pay off