The Antisocialites
Hello mortals. I am told that I need to introduce my "band". But the monkeys that I employed to do these songs have flown away mysteriously in the night, so I am currently looking for new chimpanzees to press buttons.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
Many years ago I was living underwater with the creatures that sing and dance and merrily prance about. I hated them so I ate them and ascended to the Earth. My birth parents were waiting for me. They were nice people, but not particularly bright. So I ate them. Following that I climbed over a mountain and saw a nice town, the sort that Normal Rockefller or whatever his name is would have painted. The people were kind, full of bright smiles and helpful tips. They fed me tasty oranges and allowed me to drink tangy purple drink.
What was the question again?
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Live is merely an illusion constructed by holographs of the collective unconcious of a large gathering of like minded people. So in other words, no.
Your musical influences
Brian Eno, James Blake, Washed Out, Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Kanye West, The Smiths, Black Star, Gary Numan.
What equipment do you use?
Surgical tools and fresh fruit.
Anything else?
I am tired of you. I will now slap you silly as if you were a Frenchman.
