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The Night When Sassy Left This World The Night When Sassy Left This World
This is a song about a lap dog with a heart of gold and a mind of canned ham. Her misguided desires for greatness in the racing arena ultimately lead her to her demise, but not before she is allowed one glorius run in the limelight.
Evilest Eye Evilest Eye
I think this song is vague and apocalyptic enough to run shivers down your spine. It shows just how spooky the general MIDI soundset can be.
The Spider The Spider
This song is about the time when a spider crawled into my ear. Chock full of tasty slide guitar, kazoo and ebows!!!
Mister Noisy Mister Noisy
I used to live near a dude who could never be quiet. And then he died. I am serious. The lesson here is: never piss me off. The ending is found sound from an event at a used car dealership in Bithlo, Florida.
Juggalo Girl Juggalo Girl
This lovely pop song adresses an age old problem: the girl that captures your heart turns out to be a devotee of the Insane Clown Possee.
My Boss is Definitely Gay My Boss is Definitely Gay
Co-written with a good frind of mine, this song is about a passionate pizza-slinging Eye-Talian Boss named Tomasso, the sensitive poet/ asshole.
Cowboy In a Hyundai Cowboy In a Hyundai
This is the song that has it all: A sad cowboy, sappy slide guitar, and a nice drunken shout chorus. Word to the mother my brother.
Bad Santa Bad Santa
This is a song about Santa Claus' lesser known, darker, hedonistic side. I swear I thought of this WAY before the movie came out with the same title. But you know how it is- don't ever say anything clever out loud.
