Sweatshirt Fetus Head
Like Urinating in a homeless man's soup
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"Sweatshirt Fetus Head is like urinating in a homeless man's soup"
- Kevin N.
"Interesting, sounds like you guys are hitting pots and pans screaming; creative nonetheless"
-Shawna M.
"This Rocks"
-Anthony
"It's Fabulous"
-Sarah G.
"It's shocking"
-Jim B.
"I was laughing my balls off the whole time. If that was your original intent then you did it well because it is fucking hilarious. I love it!"
-Evan J.
"That's some crazy shit"
-Ryan
"Fetus Head is to Music as God is to Music"
-Mike
"ah, ah. DAMN IT IM NOT IN CLASS, I DONT HAVE TO THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111"
-Andy M.
"Metal heads and nut busters, beware! this is beyond metal, beyond the periodic table, beyond music.....its called Sweatshirt Fetus Head"
-69 Mustache Convertible
"This is beyond plastic and beyond rubber- IT'S FRICKIN' PLUBBER!"
-David K.Band/artist history
The earth was a teaming pile of acidic mushrooms. You know, the kind that only puke monkeys on Fridays. Well, at this time some ameobas were emancipated. They thought "some day we too shall have the freedom to eat our saliva curds". Then the all-powerful dictator came and said "No". Then he left, and died a horrible, pain-free death. This caused a rupture in the very Earth itself. Jello began to ooze out of places that people didn't even know existed before then. The Jello drowned the stupid ameobas that say stupid things at stupid times in stupid ways. The Jello then exploded in a variety of flavors. Amist the explosion there was a couple tubs of pudding and a bagel. The pudding kneeled down to the Bagel. And the bagel said "Gorillas will come, they will attempt to eat us" and it was truth. 2 years later, a gorilla came along, and didn't want to eat the pudding. But then, 2 more gorillas followed behind him and attempted to eat the pudding and bagel. However, the first gorilla knew the prophecy, and decided to fight for the truth-teller. It used all forms of catastrophic nuclear hydrogen to kung-fu the other gorillas into the orifice of the supreme cavern. There the gorillas began to plot an ultimate plot, but the bagel was way ahead of them, for saving the bagel and pudding, the gorilla got supreme powers above all, except the bagel. The gorilla than went into the orifice, flexed his forearm into the air, and declared the other gorillas cancelled. Well, no one likes being cancelled, so they put up a fight. A fight that called all monkeys and primates into exile. Due to the supreme gorilla being so mad. Then humans came into existance. The gorilla, still infuriated, kept them in exile. This was how people were for millions of years... living in exile, believing in different Gorillas as the supreme being... Then some people didn't even believe there was a gorilla at all. However, no one got it right. The supreme Gorilla has just gotten more and more infuriated with each person that keeps mistaking the supreme Gorilla for another Gorilla. And then there were all those people eating Bagels. Which makes him want to cast us into total and complete exilation. When, all you have to do is listen to your bagel. Well, the people have come who have figured it all out. These people, inspired by Jello and the truth that can be found in Bagels, know the truth. These people have been brought out of exile. These people have created music from being out of exile that is like nothing anyone else has ever heard. Yes, these 3 people are better than everyone else. These people know how to bring the rest out of exile. But you must listen! YOU MUST HEAR! These 3 people are known almost exclusively as Sweatshirt Fetus Head. They are willing to aid everyone out of exile... however people must first come to terms with the truth of bagels, and SFH themselves. Once this happens, the people will begin to stop sucking and the Truly Supreme Gorilla will carry them out of exile.Have you performed in front of an audience?We always play while alive... we're not Christopher Reeve here... I mean there was this one time where we were jumping up all upon... and then a mongoose came around... and we were all "NOOOOOOOOO!" And so it told us that the cops were coming and left... then the cops showed up and told us to shut the door and rock on, while showing the room light... but... that's not til later.
Your musical influences
Defecating, Bodily Functions...What equipment do you use?
We use the organs of various animals. Perhaps the spaghetti of true wheat, instead of that fancy quilted kind. But never shall we say that we use the toes of Christopher Reeve, for it is just untrue. Christopher Reeve's wheelchair, however... yeah... we use that. We use it like a motorcar set on ULTIMATE DRIVE! Never shall you begin the truth of nothing without seeing the ultimate findings of bleeding organs. Perhaps you could find a way to destroy a battleship, but most certainly not, for it is in our basement... it has broken our basement.Anything else?
I agree that you can not conquer the world without an orange peel, but how dare you declare us to be intolerant? Our Tolerance is like a madman running in the middle of Times Square, they have no boundaries of lies none! But people believe we are crazy, we aren't crazy! WE'RE PERFECTLY INSANE! But, no, you've gotta start boiling us down to groups like we're some sort of yellow Thumbtack. Do you want people to eat your fridge? Do you? I thought not. Leave the place of true desire now or forever feel our wrath.
Westmont, IL
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