Suicidal Pencil Case
Suicidal Pencil Case would like to take this oppurtunity to talk in the third person and as one unit.
Suicidal Pencil Case are a group of fine young men who make wholesome, Family music which many modern cornish dancers now favour for their pumpin' routines.
The band have lost track of how many members they have, as not one of them own an abacus! what silly boys!
Suicidal Pencil Case have a name that they aren't allowed to say in front of people under 16 years of age.
this makes them more 'street', however, they also operate under a string of different names, so as to include people of all age.
These names are 'S.P.C.' and 'Swiss Idol Pen Silk Ace'.
We (the management) do hope you enjoy this most wholesome of boybands.
We do, afterall, lick Simon Cowel's arsehole.
S P C Is going to eat your mother.
Tell me about your history? How did you get where you are now?
SPC Was: Adam, Matt
Then, SPC Was: Adam, Matt, Nath
Then, We lost Nath. We think he fell into a toilet.
Then, SPC Was: Adam and Matt again
Then SPC became: Matt, Adam, Fat Dumpy Moonpig, and Dan.
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
Yes We play live.
We do this on earth.
We deteste it, which, obviously is why we do it.
hur hur hur. there was this one time i said 'Fuck' onstage. hur hur hur
Your musical influences
Truffles, Shortbread, Jaffa cakes.
What equipment do you use?
Theremin, Keyboards, Animal Keyboards (they quack... but theyre not ducks... how cool is that?) Cubase SX-2, Various sampling tools, Sony Vaio Laptop, Text-to speech converter.
Anything else?
Drums, Bass, Guitar, Banjo, Gussli, some strange object with a turtle shell as it's soundbox, our singer's an opera singer (no, really. he also raps), Human Beatboxing, Deoderant.
