Merry Christmas I did it with your X
And The Tax Collector came over and gave us more tax
Your cat was pregnant and had 8 cats
And one of them is peeing on your computer
Is that the ambulance ?
How is you trip going up there in France
How are all the cousins, uncles and aunts
I did the wash today and shrunk another pair of your pants
And then I broke the sugar bowl and now we have ants
I hope you don't mind I invested our CD in a stock that wasn't very meaty
And now our retirement is kind of teeny
Our insurance went up because I crash your car
I also ran up a big bill at the bar
But I love you and miss you and I really care
I hope to see you here by new years
We can waltz and do the tangle
But not with your CD (of your favorite band the bangles)
Bangles
Bangles
Ambulance
Ambulance
Because unfortunately I dropped it last week
And the cat that was peeing on the computer gave it a leak
I love you forever and a day
Desperately broke and spending your pay
