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Hey Mr. Salesman
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An acoustic guitar, a voice, a harmonica, a melody and a great lyric - what more do you need?
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This site features some of the best solo tunes from Oregon Songwriter Michael Frazier. Excellent lyricist, with songs about daily life, politics and the great s
Welcome, my name is Michael Frazier. I am from Oregon and have been playing music and writing songs for over 30 years. As a realist writer I offer different pespectives on the lives we all live on this planet earth. Solo Recordings consist of my vocal, guitar and often flute solo's. Other recordings include the KNA duo, the full band sound of Connector and the Root 24 and 24 Carrot Band sessions. These fuller recordings are on other soundclick sites available on my links page. I lived the band dreams for many years and nowdays mostly do solo work or private gigs with friends. I'm just trying to keep it real and enjoyable and garner a bit of money on the side. Please enjoy.
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Charts
Peak #181
Peak in subgenre #41
Author
Michael Frazier
Rights
2007 Michael Frazier
Uploaded
January 13, 2010
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MP3 5.7 MB 128 kbps 6:14
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Self-explanatory
Lyrics
HEY MR SALESMAN Hey Mr Salesman stop calling me on the phone I know when you're calling and I'll never be at home You never leave a message so just leave me alone If I really wanted what you have to sell I'd already own it and I wouldn't need your call You're on my no call list but you dial most everyday Hey Mr Salesman, please just go away Hey Mr Salesman stop stuffing my mailbox With junk that I don't want or need to buy at twice the cost We need a new recycling plant for all your junk I gotta toss I've tried to send it all right back to you In your envelopes already postage paid I was hoping someday you might get a clue Stop sending all your junk mail my way Mr Salesman, please just go away Hey Mr Salesman get off of my TV Stop pushing pharmaceuticals psychologically You'll never win me over with your marketing strategy If I really wanted all of those side effects I'd just play with mercury and lead All the advertisements for your drugs well they all say Eventually I'll wind up dead Hey Mr Salesman stop spamming my email With offers of some millions from some neice whose dad's in jail Stop sending links to porn sites I plead to no avail I've worn out my delete key in six months From all the junk you kept on sending me Now I've got my email filters set so high I can't get messages from my family Hey Mr Salesman stop being such a bore I'll tune you out and turn you off, quite frankly I'll ignore All your advertising doesn't phase me anymore Hey Mr Salesman I don't know what you're living for Hey Mr Salesman I don't need you anymore I'll chew you up and spit you out and I'll throw you out the door Written by Michael Frazier
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