This parody of ABC tells an important phrase everyone should have memorized. . .if you don't here's a good reminder
A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
Story behind the song
Written because, well, it was an easy target, an easy idea, and it just. . .well its a fun topic--me thinks
Lyrics
Please go zip up your fly!
Please go zip up your fly
I see your Hanes right now dude
Things I hope I never see no more
Like one eyed willy
or little pubeys
That's what the middles buttons for
Now now now , It's time I told you
(Told You) (Told You)
How to let friends know
(Let your friends know)
Forgot to look down, after his leak
What you need to do is make sure you speak
XYZ
Examine your zipper please
Or tell them to stop the wink
XYZ, Zip it please, because your showing
XYZ
It means there's too much to see
So could you zip up your jeans
XYZ, check and see, you forgot to zip now
Come on, dude your showing off your underwear
Come on, dude your showing off your underwear
There is a way you can tell them how
X it, Y it, Z it
They should know what that means by now
Laughing or joke or point at it
But think about when it's you next week
You gotta let them know when they're giving a wink
or it's gonna come on back times three
D-D-D-David's gonna tell ya
(Tell ya, Tell ya)
How to say it nice
(How to say it nice)
One two, three--letters will do
Say them really quickly when they look at you
Yes, XYZ
Don't tell them all that you see
It's nicer than saying "eek"
XYZ, Zip up please, Gotta zip your pants up
(chorus in background)
Check it please, if someone says XYZ
It means look down at your jeans
Zip it up before more peak
Zip it up before more peak
Could you check your zipper please
XYZ, XYZ, XYZ look and see
(yeah)
Dammit, Guy
I thought I told ya!
No!
Check your fly
You know what you should do
Zip It, Zip It, buddy, Zip up now!
Zip it, Zip it, buddy, ooo ooo
Zip it, Zip it, buddy, yeah
XYZ it, buddy, ooh ooh
Zip it please now buddy, yeah yeah
All can see it buddy WOAH
The best way to be discreet
(Chorus in background)
It's breazy, just check between your knees
Before people take a peak
That's why we say XYZ
You gotta say it really softly
X it, Y it, Z it
You should know what that means by now
XYZ, I'm queasy, saw way more than I should see
Check after you take a pee
Could you just do that for me
(outro)
