Chocolate In HeavenGrass2-1-10 5.8
Bluegrass Christian Comedy
My "band" is a Macintosh Computer with a sequencer and instrument module (software) and a recording simulator called deck. But it is amazing what can be done with these things!
Story behind the song
Chocolate is not mentioned in the Bible. I sure hope there is chocolate in heaven. So I wrote a song about it.
Lyrics
CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN (Romans 8:32)
Well I read very slowly through the Bible.
Yea I read it from the front right to the back.
Oh I did it in the hopes that I'd be liable
To find me out an answer that I lack.
chorus
Will there be any choc'late up in heaven?
This is something I truly got to know.
'Cause if there ain't any choc'late up in heaven
I got to fill my pockets 'fore I go.
Well I read up in heaven they got honey.
They got bread up there and also lots of milk.
Oh, the steak they serve you couldn't buy with money,
And we'll wash it down with wine as smooth as silk. (chorus)
Now, the Bible never even mentions broccoli.
That's a fact's enough to make a fella grin.
But when choc'late didn't show, that sure did shock me,
And I figure that has got to be a sin.
Alternate chorus 1
Will there be any cookies up in heaven;
Yea the ones with the great big choc'late chips?
If they got lots of cookies up in heaven,
I'll rub my tummy, smile, and smack my lips.
Well, I figure that if God could give us Jesus,
He's the best gift anybody ever got,
Then in heaven we'll have all we need to please us,
Which, in my case, must include some you know what!
Alternate chorus 2
Will there be any brownies up in heaven?
Well, they better have at least an inch of fudge.
I sure hope they got brownies up in heaven.
From this opinion I won't never budge.
Up in heaven, our Lord we will be praising,
As we gather all around the crystal sea.
But I hope there'll also be some time for grazing
On a super, giant Hershey bar or three.
Alternate chorus 3
Will there be any ice cream up in heaven?
Well, there better be, and no ifs ands or buts.
Cause if they got lots of ice cream up in heaven,
They're bound to have some choc'late sauce and nuts.
So when I die, all I want's a simple service.
You don't have to go spend money by the chunk,
Though I must admit, I'm just a little nervous,
That you won't find me a coffin with a trunk.
(chorus twice)
After last chorus
Yea I got to fill my pockets 'fore,
I got to fill my pockets more,
They'll both be dragging on the floor,
I hope they fit me through the door,
I got to fill my pockets 'fore I go!
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