Any Landing You Walk Away From
Bluegrass Comedy based on a joke about a pilot who made a bad landing.
My "band" is a Macintosh Computer with a sequencer and instrument module (software) and a recording simulator called deck. But it is amazing what can be done with these things!
Story behind the song
I just like to make old jokes into songs.
Lyrics
Any Landing You Walk Away From
Chorus
Any landing you walk away from is a good one.
Be glad youa€™re standing after the landing when your flights done.
It dona€™t even matter if you leave a crater,
As long as youa€™re able to walk around later,
Cause any landing you walk away from is a good one
Now the pilot, he was feelina€™ mighty grumpy,
Cause the landing he just made was mighty bumpy.
And he knew hea€™d knew hea€™d have to face those passengers as they got off the plane.
And hea€™d cringe at each indignant glance; each comment of disdain.
But for the most part the people left in silence.
Not a trace of hostility or violence.
So the pilot thought, a€œWell this time Ia€™m one very lucky guy,
And I wona€™t have to fall back on the pilots stock reply.a€ Chorus
But there was this little old lady, she was the last out.
She looked that pilot up and down with grave doubt.
She said, a€œI wonder, could you answer just one little thing for me.
And he said sure cause after her he knew he was home free
She said I was wond'ring how it was we got down.
Did you really land that bad or were we shot down?
The dumbstruck pilot watched her go. His mind was all a blur.
He just barely came back a€˜round in time to holler after her. Hey lady! Chorus
©2009 JJANA
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